be dwelling deep into the heart of stories with contributions from famous actors, such as Neil Buchanan, and Arthur. The story started back in the good days when men were boys and boys were babies. Pollo was smoking weeds in his garden one day, when he noticed a trolley flying in the sky. "Fucki*g trolley." He hummed gently "I'm gonna smash ur face up with my fist u dickfa*e cockm*nch." He was so calm, but yet was angry. It was almost art. I knew a painter once, he always used to pick his ass-o. What a sicko. Anyway, the trolley came down and killed Pollo. Remember this, cos the story is about to start. It starts the
following day. Pollo went to heaven. The next day, Dave was out walking his monkey, and suddenly a huge dog attacked him. Dave already suffered from Labradoritis, and was severely mutilated by the cute dog. While Dave was in hospital he was attacked by none other than the evil "dickfa!*e cockm*nch" of a trolley. Was he mad? Well on a scale of
1 - 10, 1 being the calmest, and 10 being as mad as a hat, he was roughly a 7.9. He smashed the trolley with his giant head, he rammed it again and again, until his head was annihilated, and the trolley was nothing more than the size of an average monkey shit. Dave sacrificed his life for you and your ugly face. The least you could do was save him. You make me sick you fucking wankstains. Anyway, the moral of
the story is, never headbutt a trolley so hard ur head gets annihilated. Have a nice day.
Love DaVie xxx