My mates: (In order of importance) Patmanjopotato Alex 'coconut' Coutinho Elliott 'wankstain' Woods John 'Jumbo Nose' Graby Andrew 'shitface' Shutler and finally Jack 'polish big thumbs' Palczewski

Crazier than a Nun on heat

Yes that's me. Just drinking some beers, having some fun, pub crawling some pubs. This is MY page! Its time for some fun..

Name: Thomas Thorby

Age: Old enough to know i don't have to answer that qwestion. Skills: ....I can rap! i aint crap, its like ive got rhymes on tap. tap tap tap, pull out my gun, blap blap blap, leave you with bullets in your eye, disfigure your face, looking like tom cruise in vanilla sky, what a disgrace. keep your boots laced if you wana keep pace, oh no!

Best man at your wedding: Without a doubt my co-creator Patrick McCafferty. also i'd like to say he is the hottest of all my friends. i wish he could be here today... but unfortunately he's in Alaska saving the huskies from extinction and things of that nature.

Football team: People call me a glory hunter cos i support...Barnet! "we're on our way, we're on our way, to the football league, we're on our way, how we gona get there i dont know, how we gona get there i dont care, all i know is Barnets on their way!"