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Once upon a time there was a man. He was tall, dark and mysterious. Everyone was scared of him for personal reasons. Johnny came into Bracknell town one day, as he had got slightly lost. He was looking for a tube station and so asked the nearest person to him. That person was a tall, dark, mysterious man. Johnny said politely, 'Excuse me, do you know how to get to Trafalgar square tube station?'

The dark man looked at Johnny with both contempt and bewilderment, 'Are you having a laugh.'

'What do you mean?' asked Johnny.

The man reached into his dark leather jacket saying, 'You're messing with the wrong potato mate, I'm gonna teach you a lesson.' 

'You what?' exclaimed a shocked Johnny.

'That’s it I've had enough of your lip, if you want some here I am, I don't take shit from no-one, you aint getting away with that bad language!' . With that the man withdrew a double barrel shot-gun from his pocket, raised it to Johnny's head and pulled the trigger.

Johnny was one of the lucky ones. He suffered death but many do, the trouble is many suffer worse deaths than Johnny. Johnny's death was merciful, it even gained a few laughs from passers by. The dark man took off his jacket to reveal another one. His work was done, justice was done. The dark man was very kind.
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