More from Jack:
J- " What's this questionaire in aid of exactly?"
Me- "errrr, what qwestionaire?"
J- "this one." *jack points to the conversation*
Me- "oh right", *lol* "errr, shutup and answer the qwestions dickweed"
J- "I'm not answering until you tell me what this is about!"
Me- "Ok, fine, but this was supposed to be a suprise... the kebab shop told me to interview you and find out the secret of gaining 'giant meat' like your head. wuhuhuhuh..."
i proceeded to hit Jack in the head with an aubergine i had hidden in my briefcase and then ran... |
