This guy was so angry with me after i took this picture that he issued a formal complaint in the form of a letter. Luckily he sent it to the wrong address and i kicked his ass. Sorry to Derrick Johnson of 49 Baconsfield Road for any trouble and worry caused. Rest assured that 'i' will not kill your mother with an axe and that no angry minature robots will be sent to your house. Jimmy killed himself soon after these events.Luckily someone was close by and included him in a story they were writing. someone by the name of TOM THORBY!

*Little jimmy here has managed to recieve the 'Loser of the week award' 8 weeks in a row with this great picture. The only person to have a bigger record than this is Alex Coutinho and his famous fake beard. Let's hope he can keep it up.*

Sorry about the poor quality of this picture, but yes that is the worlds largest boner you are witnessing. This man is obviously wearing some very durable elastic trousers. Good luck to him.

This is not Morgan Freeman. Although he likes to think he is. He also isn't Cedrik from Chris Evans old friday night show 'TFI Friday'.