Gansta Rap: but without the 'gansta'... and the 'rap'

i saw mike tyson with a dyson, sucking up a plate with mice on, watching tv with miami vice on..

he was crazy cos he had his lights on

saw his mother with nothing but tights on

and pizza with too much spice on

bought a video with over 100 of his fights on

then he smashed it and mashed it with a face of delight on

ADD SOME RAPS OF YOUR OWN, BRUVS, INIT!

then he dashed and clashed with a man in a van with a kite on

playing on his mega drive, syphon...philter

he smoked up that bloke and faked his brakes before smashing into peter shilton with stilts on

choked on a bureeto and quaked as he beat up a scotsman with a kilt on

he had too many cheetos and got stuck like a fuck-ing dogface milkman. poked danni deveeto with a cake and eated up a matt with skittles on smoked up some feet, oh and didnt have the shakes after his bones were brittle-on good rhymes, good times i mite write some of them down and say them sometime fight with a clown and shag his mother in the summertime he drinks to many sphinx in egypt and downs too much brine he thinks hes the king of the world but frowns wen no1 visits his shrine im listenin to X & Y, i dont know why, ive herd more rhymes than pete doherty's mind goin round and round like a hound that cant find the key to its mind heheh yea, pete doherty's the man, more plans than bob geldoff on a beach during a lightning storm burning sand turning sand into stone, hes got a phone and hes gonna bone his dog called dickface malone aka mike tyson is how he is better known

read from the top, we got some good ones.. if we dont stop we'll have tons and tons, more rhymes than ireland has nuns, more rhymes than america has guns more rhymes than jacks thumbs than the inches on jacks thumbs* hed take that as a compliment cos hes a sediment-ary rock bummer sticks his dick in the sand, so he doesnt have to use his hands his head looks like gland-ular, bigger than anyone in the land hes done more revision than a man revising for his life, living in fife, with nothing more than a knife to his throat, got nothing to gloat as im doin this exam, eating some ham, fuck off let me die, im gonna fail it up higher than than the high pied piper living in a house made of paper so much revision he reckons he knows nuclear fission, beta than Dan the science man, wants to be the leader of the klu klux klan, but got rejected for being gay, knows less about life than faye... from steps, that band, went to a beach during a lightning storm to fry up some sand, biggest head in all the land, i bet all my money, down to my last pound, wen he jumps he shakes the ground,earthquakes can be found all around yea they dont make much sense but they make people smile u give him an inch he'll take a mile, and eat up a pile.. of pancakes, ok back to the earthquakes, he does them and doesnt even get the shakes after two pints he cant cope with a cape on his back he runs down the slope like a dickface malone with a reflector from nothin but a cone on his deformity, tryin to be in the majority, its all about conformity and his big head, its as heavy as a radiator made out of nothin but lead