| Time for some stories: |
| This is it. Are you ready? Trust me on this, if you're in a mood, then get the fuck off my site because, lets face it, it's shit and will only make you feel worse about yourself and your ugly face. So all you ugly, stupid sausage jockeys out there who have magically stumbled upon my site, whilst most probably searching for gay porn, can leave now. If you're not an ugly sausage jockey who owns a subscription to 'Desperate Dan' comic book, or even 'Desperate Dan' porno mags, then i know how you feel, i am also a non-ugly non-sausage jockey who doesn't subscribe to weird stuff or wot the fuck. Anywho, let's get down to business. |
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| Choose your story wisely for if you choose wrongly you shall be re-directed to www.grannyswiththingsintheirbums.com and if that sort of thing interests you then, for shame... |
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| Click on the wrong link and wana go back?......dickhead. GO BACK! |
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| Fed up of me chatting shit? Want to read some real stories? Don't want to read some real stories? Don't want to write some stories? If you answered Yes, No, Yes, No then you'll be more than pleased with what i've done. I've updated the site to enable you to send in your own stories. Any good ones will be thrown away.... or i might put them on the site. Cheese. |