- What are you waiting for in this cold weather in the street?
- Oh dear, I dropped a bottle of brandy and it broke.
-And why are you still standing here?!
-I am waiting for it to freeze, so that I can pick it up!...

A man from Gabrovo bought a car. He didn't pay the whole price at once but kept a small part of the sum to pay later. After some days the seller received the horn of the car with the following note:
"I give you the horn back, because after some rehearsals my wife learned to whistle like it. Deduct its value from the amount due. Close the account."

A daughter-in-law from Gabrovo stayed with her mother-in-law for some time. When she was about to leave, she stopped and thought aloud:
-I wonder if I didn't forget something?
-What have you brought that you can forget? - said her father-in-law.

How much does it cost to take a bath in the wash-tub?
-Two bucks.
-Here's a buck and fill just half of it with water.

-Give me five eggs froma black hen, please - said a man from Gabrovo to the seller.
-Choose yourself if you tell them one from another.
The man from Gabrovo chose the biggest ones, paid and walked away.

A man from Gabrovo was asked had he taught his sons to work - to get up early and to get to work early.
-I have left only one pair new shoes for the five boys - the one who gets up first is the one, who will wear the shoes...