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For your amusement:

The REAL Questions of Life


--What is the speed of dark?
--When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
--Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
--If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
--How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
--What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

--After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
--If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
--What's another word for synonym?
--If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
--When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
--Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
--Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
--Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
--How can there be self-help groups?
--Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
--Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

--If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
--Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
--Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
--Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
--Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

--Where are Preparations A through G?
--Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
--If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
--When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
--When your pet birds sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?

--What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
--If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
--Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
--If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?