A hearty "Hail Up" to all you out there who believe
in Jah and his creation, to all my people out there(you don't necessarily
HAVE to have dreadlock to shake about and shout "JAHHHH!! RASTAFARI!!!!"
to be heard), Jah Jah sees, and He knows!! 
!!!
Hey, mon!!! Welcome to de RastaMan's hut, nuh! Here, take a drag on my spliff,
nuh? You'll feel better dan ever, mon!!! Mind you don't kill yourself now,
don't take too big a drag... Hey, TAKE IT EASY! DON'T... DAMN!!! This boy
couldn't take it!!! Oh, well, who's next???
Step this way, broder, come, and don't step on my dog Ras Smally, he goin'
bite yo foot off! Have a seat, mon, want to try a spliff? No? Hey, what
you all got against de holy weed, nuh? Why do you all condem it fa? What
do you want, anyway? You want to know some about de rasta? ... Den, lisen...
First of all, match yourself up to the list and find out if
you qualify as a true Rasta. Do you...
1. Shake your head about in the true rasta way(even if you don't have dreadlocks!)
and shout, "JAHHHH!!! RASTAFARI!!!!"?
2. Do you wash your hair with cocoa pods(again, even if you don,t have dreadlocks)?
3. Do you hang around outside of a bar saying, "HAILLOPSS!!!"
to all the brothers and sisters who pass your way?
4. Do you sit on your doorstep, roll a big fat one and light up and say,
"Babylon goin' fall!"?
5. Do you roll up a fat one, take a drag, and holler,"Ya, mon, this
shit good!", so that you're heard around the block?
6. Do you pump up the volume on Bob Marley 12" records and scream,
"No woman No cry!!!", when you see a tourist in your area?
7. Do you stop taking baths, thinking it will make you look like a genuine
"Rasta"?
8. Do you call all the police "Babylon"?
9. Do you call all non-rasta "BaldHeads"?
If you answered "Yes" to any one of these questions,
then you are a Rasta "Wannabe"; no doubt. In that case, you should
emmediately refrain from doing the above BEFORE you actually meet a Rasta;
you might feel very embarrassed to see you weren't even close!
If you answered "No" to any of the above, then, uhmm.., err...,
FORGET IT!
If you answered "Sometimes", "Most often than not",
ect., then you've got a serious problem; these questions only require a
simple "Yes" or "No"! Wat's wrong with you, mon?
Do you have any to add to this list of "Rasta Wannabes"? E-mail me with yours and I'll include
it and give you credit! This page still under contruction, so take it easy,
nuh? And no silly suggestions, please, or I'll pack a bag o' weed into you!!!
:)
This page is still under contruction, so please be patient. Do come back
from time to time!
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