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| Got a Joke? Contact me | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Irish Jokes | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman are on the run from the police, the find some cover in a barn and when the hear the police on their way they hide in three different thatched bags. The police enter the barn and kick the first man, the Englishman, thinking fast, replies 'Ruff Ruff' and the police think its a dog and move on to the next bag, which they kick, the Scotsman replies 'Miaowww' and they think its a cat so they move onto the third bag which they kick, and the Irishman replies, 'Potatoes!!!!' |
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| Where do you find an Irish woodworm? Dead inside a brick! |
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| How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch!! |
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| Blonde Jokes | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There was a blonde sitting at the table staring, staring at this orange juice, and then a brunette came along and said, 'what are you doing??' the blonde said, 'the label says concentrate | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday!! |
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| How did the blonde break her legs raking leaves?? She feel out the tree!! |
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| Football Jokes | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Gary was the man, he was the best player in the division and had everything going for him. He wanted to get married but had three girlfriends. He gave them each £2,000 to see what they would do with it. the first one brought herslef aload of stuff like clothes and what have you. The second one brought gary a dvd player golf clubs and a tv. the second one invested it and quickly oubled her money which she then re-invested. Gary thought about which one used the money most wisely, he then chose the one with the biggest tits! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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