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SUBJECT: No cute title. I chatted with you on MJ's board. I've always liked the Notes from the Ross Report stuff that you've put up, and I'm spreading love this way as encouragement to keep on keepin' on with your bad self by writing MORE of those. And since I never really went to EmZee during its first run, I never got to read much of any of your work [the Pulp Bookermen stuff and now, RWD], so it's pretty cool that you're reintroducing it to a whole bunch of uninundated [is that even a word?] folk such as myself. Other than learning what "medias res" is...or finding how that term can be YET ANOTHER REASON to fuel hatred over at Luke's board, I'm pretty bored right now and my lunch of RICE AND GOAT CURRY AND VEGETABLES awaits me on the other side of my table, so I'll bid you adieu, Mr. Jerry Flynn, James Fjord (that sounds like BJORK!) or whatever funny names you can fit into the J and into the F. Rest assured, I speak for the Bengali community when I say that your work means the world to my oppressed people, as we continue to fight the good fight against racial discrimination and people like Michael Bargas who STEAL OUR TURBANS. Tanvir Raquib -- Hey, a lot of that won't make sense to people reading this unless they're Delphi habitants. Ah well, what're you gonna do? SUBJECT: Scumming "Pulp Bookerman" Review 2001 Hey Mr. JF! Here's a scumming review of Pulp Bookerman. What can I say other than it was scumming awesome and incredibly funny! And believe me that I believe you that we believe each other that I have a scumming appreciation of *well-written* wrestling humour like this (at least that's my belief). There were three things about Pulp Bookerman that impressed the scum out of me: 1. It not only used the exact scenes from Pulp fiction, but more importantly preserved their original intention. 2. Great "casting": the wrestling scenes/characters/references made perfect sense in the roles in which they were used in the Pulp Bookerman world. For example, Benoit not being allowed to speak and the messy consequences from that. Not only did it capture so well Benoit's real life predicament at the time, but the frustration was so well, ahem, expressed in the Pulp Bookerman storyline. And let's not get into the great guest appearance of the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman. 3. The marriage of the two (Pulp Fiction & wrestling stuff) was damned funny. I've read enough lame attempts at this sort of stuff to enjoy the good scum when it floats to the scumming surface. So there! This is without a doubt the greatest scumming piece of movie parody/wrestling humour in the history of sports scumming entertainment! I'm looking forward to the rest of Rassling War Dogs. Sincerely, Gary "Schiavone" Chan Toronto, Canada PS. Hey JF, when can I expect that cheque you promised me for writing this GCBotW? -- Umm.. No comment. SUBJECT: Finally a "Show" that rules! I just didn't like the Ross Report, I just didn't like the mailbag, I liked the WHOLE J'Fin SHOW! (First time ANYONE has EEEVVVVVER said that to you, I bet. Whoo!) Really though, great site. Not as funny as Our So-Called Sport (which I'm glad to see you've linked), but pretty good. And finally, a wrestling comedy site with MadLibs! MadLibs totally rock the body that rocks the party! (It IS the only grammar game to be made into a TV show.) Please make more. The song parodies were good too, and you should consider adding James Kayln's "Mike Chiota" (sung to My Sharona). Unless you only want Fjord-made comedy. I saw Kayln added the funny/creepy Pulp Bookerman pic. I look forward to reading more of your site. -Andrew Ormberg PS- I found out about this from Jeremy Botter's News at Rantsylvania.com. Maybe you should link them? -- Yeah. They can sure use the hits, the li'll buggers. As for JimmyJammy Kalyn, he was kind enough to help out with the Pulp Bookerman poster at my request, and he is an awesome and funny writer, but I'm keeping this a one-man (JF'N) show for now -- at least when it comes to written material. I kind of wish there'd be more sites like that. Not necessarily filled with material written by me, but without the aspirations to be megasuperdupersites. SUBJECT: re Ross report * Al Snow recently inked a new contract. He was later told that contracts should be typed and that the WWF talent agents normally handled that job. Hey! Al Snow will *always* do the job, even when others won't! ;) Dave Mitchell SUBJECT: The JF'n ShopZone You rule. I'm laughing too hard to say anything else. Jason... or something SUBJECT: Pulp Fiction Parody.... I'm in the middle of part 5, and I've been laughing continuously for the past 15 minutes. Awesome stuff. David Sansevere SUBJECT: The JF'n ShopZone... Again J.R's custom cock ring. Mrs. Ross enjoys it! http://www.wwfshopzone.com/product.asp?from=N&pf_id=13236&dept_id=8 Jason -- Now that's just. . . yuk. SUBJECT: dumbass comment I liked most of your Ross Report stuff, but you really should've left out the dumbass comment about no one being shot at the Memphis show in Jonesboro. Why don't you just go and make some comments on the Oklahoma bombing while you're at it dick. ben moore And with that, we finish for today. Keep the e-mails coming! |
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