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E-MAIL Mr. JF



2001.05.17



SUBJECT: Mailbag

Man, you'll put any lame-ass e-mail in the mailbag! That Andrew Ormberg guy sure sucks ass, BTW.


-Andrew Ormberg

PS- If this e-mail makes it to the mailbag, I calculate that the earth will then implode from the irony. But I like seeing my name on websites, so I won't mind.

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For the record: I will put any lame-ass e-mail in the mailbag (unless you ask me not to, but then you're a pain), not only those which are beautifully ironic.



SUBJECT: Hard to explain you have to see it to believe it.

This link was on CRZ's ezboard http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/stephaniemcmahonjackoffclub >From this post. http://pub30.ezboard.com/fcrzfrm13.showMessage?topicID=39.topic

Mr. JF, Please make fun of these guys as I have, hahah.

-Mondo

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I don't believe these people need outside forces to get people to laugh at them. I should've put the link up sooner, though, but I guess the "club" is still there for the enjoyment of everyone.



SUBJECT: A link! To you!

www.virtue.nu/revolution has linked you!

Eric .

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Yay! You'll get linked back on the List of Links as thanks.



SUBJECT: Vince Russo Rap

"Pushing a foulmouth hick, runnin' over the catholics in Scranton, where they're screamin at me: "YOU CAN'T SAY 'DICK'!!" "

It's poetry is what it is...being from the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton area myself, I appreciate you acknowledging our little corner of the world.

Are you referring to a specific incident, or just the fact that this is highly Catholic area?

Thank you once again,



Dan Bauder

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As a matter of fact, there was a specific incident. I don't remember it too clearly, but it was back in the Ruse days of the WWF (obviously), and a house show in Scranton got cancelled. Or they took WWF programming off college TVs. Or they tried to stop the WWF from ever coming to the area. One of those. Either way, it was some high-up local Catholic dude, like a bishop or whatnot. So there it is. Not many details that I remember, but that's the gist of it. There was a specific incident.



SUBJECT: GREAT

man you're great!!! the features on wrestleline and rantsylvania are great, maybe I'm not the only 1 to see hipocrity in them after all. I'm writing to you 'cause I'm searching for a website in which I can write my parody and columns.I write for my site in Italy, www.oocities.org/pianeta_wrestling
I had a website but another Italian site made me close it after I wrote too many parodies on them, so now I'm tryind to distance myself from the Italian scene since I know I must have some kind of talent. Please answer me, in the meantime I'll put your site's name on our forum, ok?

Thanx
Maurizio Cassani

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TheWholeJF'NShow is all-JF, all the time, at this point in time. Good luck, though.



SUBJECT: Kudos

Jim Ross is going to Ohio Valley this Wednesday to meet with talent and lose a few pounds. He's a very talented announcer who should be able to return to WWF TV soon after, however.

LOL!!!!!

Classic, just classic.

Kate Lanman



SUBJECT: The JF'N Pictures

Them pictures, them rockin'. The Rhyna one is hilarious, as is the Scott Keith one. Make MORE!

Smoothie Ice




MrJF@imneverwrong.com


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