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THE MOVIES . ..PULP BOOKERMAN . ..RASSELIN' WAR DOGS THE MUSIC . .."BENOIT WILL SURVIVE" . .."HI! MY NAME IS. . ." . .."THE STYLE AND THE PROFILE" . .."BOBBY BRAIN" THE NOTES FROM THE ROSS REPORT . ..OLD . ..CURRENT THE MAILBAG . ..OLD BAGS . ..CURRENT THE MADLIBS . ..DIESEL TURNS TWEENER . ..HIT MY MUSIC . ..WHO'S THE STALKER? THE MEGASITES . ..WRESTLEWHINE . ..CRANKSYLVANIA THE OTHER FEATURES . ..HUNK OF THE WEEK . ..YEAR IN NOTES 2000 . ..YEAR IN NOTES 2001 . ..THE JF'N SHOPZONE . ..2001 RETROSPECTACLE THE RESOURCES . ..THE JF'N PICTURES . ..THE JF'N BANNERS . ..LIST OF LINKS . ..THE JF'N FORUM |
 Six rasslers, brought together to perform the perfect crime. "Rasselin War Dogs" is a parody of Quentin Tarantino's film Reservoir Dogs, written by me, Mr. JF. Some five episodes have previously appeared on the now-defunct Emzee.com, but I quit the site -- and stopped writing new episodes -- about half-way into the film. Now, I begin again. For those of you who haven't seen the film, I suggest you do so as soon as possible. Because then you'd be able to go read the episodes right now, and not bother with the following introduction and background: Dusty Rhodes, reknowned rasslin' bookerman and a leader in the underworld, has fallen on rough times lately. The 'bidniss' has been slow, but he's decided to collect a number of pro-wrestlers who for some reason have a resentment of some sort with Vince McMahon and his company boys (and what wrestler doesn't?). He's planned out the perfect coup; The theft of a couple of brand new WWF title belts. The six wrestlers he gathers for this feat don't know one another -- and are not supposed to. To ensure that they won't turn each other in if they get caught, they are not allowed to know each others ring identities, but instead get code-names. Mr. Blue. Mr. Pink. Mr. Brown. Mr. Orange. Mr. Blonde. Mr. Wight. Let's get to work. Episode # 1: The Mark Henry storyline. Remembering old songs. Tony? Tony? Tony Zbyszko? Episode # 2: He's selling and he's selling hardway. Talk about being screwed. There's a Stasiak in the house. Episode # 3: Meeting in Dusty's office. Things get heated. Chris Jericho has a surprise in store. Episode # 4: You do what everybody else do. Tried to put him in a headscissors in his father's office. Guy walks into the WWF a Canadian, walks out talking like he got a fucking personality. Episode # 5: The squashing of a company boy. "Stuck in the midcard with you". Orange hulks up. Episode # 6: Hogan and the Rock. An amusing anecdote about a roid deal. Arn has the safety scissors drawn. Brutha-sucka looks just like the Marshmellow Man. Episode # 7 Episode # 8 Episode # 9 Episode # 10 |
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