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THE MOVIES . ..PULP BOOKERMAN . ..RASSELIN' WAR DOGS THE MUSIC . .."BENOIT WILL SURVIVE" . .."HI! MY NAME IS. . ." . .."THE STYLE AND THE PROFILE" . .."BOBBY BRAIN" THE NOTES FROM THE ROSS REPORT . ..OLD . ..CURRENT THE MAILBAG . ..OLD BAGS . ..CURRENT THE MADLIBS . ..DIESEL TURNS TWEENER . ..HIT MY MUSIC . ..WHO'S THE STALKER? THE MEGASITES . ..WRESTLEWHINE . ..CRANKSYLVANIA THE OTHER FEATURES . ..HUNK OF THE WEEK . ..YEAR IN NOTES 2000 . ..YEAR IN NOTES 2001 . ..THE JF'N SHOPZONE . ..2001 RETROSPECTACLE THE RESOURCES . ..THE JF'N PICTURES . ..THE JF'N BANNERS . ..LIST OF LINKS . ..THE JF'N FORUM |
 January, 2000. You're a Canadian midget, loved by Internet smarts all over the world, and you've just decided to leave the wrestling organization that people have said held you down -- but that just gave you a world title. You're going to the WWF. There is an air of uncertainty, though: Is it the correct decision for your career? Will you survive? Will you get off to an awesome start when you and your three pals appear on RAW, only to turn heel the following week in another great moment? No one knows for sure, and you decide to record a hit single to help your new career direction get off to a big start. The message is simple. You will survive. Title of track: "I WILL SURVIVE" Performed by Lyrics by Mr. JF (2000) At first you jobbed me out, yeah you recked my life Kept booking me to stay midcard because I fucked your wife But then I spent so many nights Thinkin' how you did me wrong and I grew strong Because Vince Russo came along And so you're back, from outta space I just walked in to find you here with that dumb grin upon your face. I should have crippled you for life I would have murdered you with glee If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me So now I’ll go, walk out the door won’t turn around now Cause I’m not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who made the ratings go bye-bye? Think I'd crumble? Think I'd stay here and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh as long as I know how to sell I know I'll be alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my bumps to give and I'll survive I will survive. Hey Hey. It took all the strength I had not go insane And you tried hard to make me stay with a world title reign But I spent oh so many nights Just feeling sorry for myself I used to cry But now I hold my head up high And you’ll see me, on VinMac’s crew I'm not that chained up little person still opressed by you. Now you can book your silly show But without me, ‘cause I’m free Now I'm saving all my workrate for someone who's pushing me So now I’ll go, walk out the door won’t turn around now Cause I’m not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who made the ratings go bye-bye? Think I'd crumble? Think I'd stay here and die? Oh no, not I, I will survive Oh as long as I know how to sell I know I'll be alive I've got all my life to live I've got all my bumps to give and I'll survive I will survive. Hey Hey. |
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