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 Flair. Say the name, and overly-pessimistic wrestling fans will respond with a resounding "Damn, I really hope you mean Ric". When David Flair made his debut in the summer of 1999, the general consensus among those who weren't Bob Ryder was that he sucked as hard as his father Ric once ruled. No charisma, no skills, no facial expressions. Of course he's gonna get the US title! Young David was awarded the title after Scott Steiner was forced to declare it vacant, and he went on to keep the title for a month or so, defeating people such as Chris Benoit. How could the son of such a masterful mat technician as the Nature Boy be such an awful wrestler? Hadn't his pops taught him anything? It seemed that Ric's lifestyle--. . . Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself, aren't I? Why, let's hear Ric's explanation in this heartfelt classic. Take it away, Ric. Title of track: Performed by Lyrics by Mr. JF A child arrived just the other day He came to the world in the usual way But there were limos to catch, WHOOs to say He learned to walk while I was away, and he was talkin' 'fore I knew it, and as he grew, he say "I'm gonna be like you, dad, You know I'm gonna be like you" And the style and the profile, and the being the man Little boy dreams of being more than a fan "When you comin' home?" I said "I don't know when But we'll get together then You know I値l teach you wrestling then." Well, my son turned ten just the other day, he said "Thanks for the robe, dad, come on let's play Can you teach me to sell?", I said "not today I got a lot to do", he said "that's okay" And he, he walked away but his smile never dimmed, it said "I'm gonna be like him, yeah You know I'm gonna be like him" And the style and the profile, and the being the man Little boy dreams of being more than a fan "When you comin' home,?" I said "I don't know when But we値l get together then You know I値l teach you wrestling then." Well he came from the Plant just the other day Not much like a man I just had to say I'm proud of you, but you don稚 know how to style He shook his head, and said, with a smile "What I'd really like, dad, is to wrestle on Nitro And get a title, can I do that too?" And the style and the profile, and the being the man Little boy dreams of being more than a fan "When you comin' home,?" he said "I don't know when But we値l get together then Maybe I値l learn some wrestling then" I知 old and I知 tired, my son got his way I called him up just the other day I'd like to train you, your workrate痴 hell", He said "No need to, dad, I don稚 have to sell. You see, Chris does the job and I always get the win And it's sure nice no-selling to him, dad. It's sure nice no-selling to him." And as I hung up the phone it occured to me He痴 grown up nothing like me My boy was is nothing like me. And the style and the profile, and the being the man Little boy dreams of being more than a fan "When you comin' home,?" he said "I don't know when But we'll get together then You know I値l teach you to no-sell then." |
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