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 Every week, Jim Ross writes a report full of newsbits and updates on WWF wrestlers over at wwf.com. And every week, I write a report on that report, called the Notes from the Ross Report, which is just as full of newsbits and updates, but with less page breaks. I started writing these on a Delphi message board, for no other reason than bringing it up as a discussion starter. It began taking on a life of it's own pretty soon, though, as I felt the need to add bits of humour here and there, turning it into a both informative and funny resource. At least according to some. The NftRRs archived here stem back from when I started posting them at [slash]wrestling, which would be pre-WM2000 times. Older ones are in existance, but they're not that funny and basically pointless, so I'm not gonna have them on this page. As you can tell from the dates, I like to take a lot of weeks off. I'll try to do better this year, what with a having a site of my own and stuff. Enjoy. 2000/02/18 News on the upcoming debuts of Trish Stratus and Caryn "Muff" Mower. Vince "Dumbass" Russo. Dwayne's World. 2000/03/03 Layinski the Smackinski Downski! Who cares about the XFL? News on a number of upcoming autobiographies by pro wrestlers. 2000/03/13 Egos and boobs need to be kept in check. Mideon = ratings. Possibilities for a Mr. Socko TV show. 2000/03/24 Final WrestleMania 2000 hype. Talk about dead people. A gentle reminder that Steve Austin is still alive. 2000/04/07 WM2K aftermath. God bless IKEA. "The Boy Who Cried 'Puppies' in an Annoying, High-Pitched Voice". 2000/04/14 The British Bulldog's training regiment. Teen heart-throb Mideon. Jim Ross, slut. 2000/04/21 WCW promotional techniques. Tazz and the APA selling? Bull Buchanan needs something edgy. 2000/05/05 Tazz is grumpy. Clarifying the Mark "Fat" Henry situation. How Bobby Eaton got released. 2000/06/09 The secret ingedient is sweat. The Dupps are soon to debut. How Jim Ross is like Shawn Stasiak. 2000/06/16 Bigass injury update. They crunch! And munch! The original ending of Foley's Christmas book. 2000/06/30 Fat Guy in White and Fat Guy in Blue are both released. Masturbatory material for Herb. The Big Show steals Steven Richard's gimmick. 2000/07/07 Hardcore Holly says no to drugs. Ve Said Dis Already. "Western Man Smelling Like Barbecue". Promo package suggestion for Fully Loaded. 2000/08/19 Who will buy the Chyna Playboy. Effectively preventing an Internet-wide overuse of "hand". Gang-rapes in WCW? 2000/08/26 "Thug life bred" rhymes with "pug-like head". Relive the Giant Gonzales feud and the Underfaker angle in a new amusement park ride. What Paul Wight needs to do. 2000/09/02 Don't hate Val Venis, hate Triple H. How Al Snow will parodize European nations through the use of hilarious stereotypes. ORGASM! ORGASM! ORGASM! 2000/09/23 TAKA sells out MSG. The Perv and the Pussy to marry. Quick report on what the nude Chyna pics look like. 2000/11/11 K-Dogg in the WWF? Numbnessitude in the arm totally reeks of suckiness. Houston, we have a WrestleMania. 2000/11/18 K-K-Kwick. The Ballad of Jim Ross and the Blue Meanie. Mass-blowjob of the Radicalz. 2000/12/09 Armagdeeon is upon us with accompanying Ross Report hype. (Malenko's entrance music is James Bond like). AT&T BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! 2001/01/26 Official odds for who's gonna get the boot. The promotional tour for Chyna's book "If They Only Knew I Was Woman, They Might Buy Me Drinks". Be careful with that guy; He'll take your eye out. 2001/02/02 Paul Heyman works as a bingo caller. Major Ohio Valley Wrestling blowjobbery. Who wants to get on the WWF bandwagon? 2001/02/09 For some reason, a guy who likes potty/humor and mentioning genitalia is very popular as a speaker at colleges. Tuff E-Nuff trainers. Island folk have wacky names. 2001/02/16 Kane to join Right to Nudity? Dean Malenko and Jerry Lawler are short. Outback Jack mention! 2001/02/23 Paul Wight under the microscope. Bestiality in the Ross Report: Rhino gets the BJotW. April fools suggestion for WrestleMania. 2001/03/09 Busted ass? Incest is in the eye of the beholder. Blah blah blah. Blahblah. 2001/03/16 FOX Specials spin-offs for Chyna's book. Hoss Haas. Lengthy discussion on Kool-Aid. 2001/04/06 !!*TENTATIVE*!! Jim Ross is one badass mofo. Big push for Bradshaw? Faarooq be damned. Fired Dupp. 2001/04/13 Wrestlers play Easter games. "D-Von, get the orthopedist!" Clarification on Rulon Gardner. WCW TV show name discussion. Updates on about a thousand of the hugely popular OVW and MPW superstars. 2001/05/04 A hundred and one injury uppdates. Spare ribs hilarity. Sgt Slaughter's Celebrity Golf Tournament. WCW talent talks. Necrophilia in the Ross Report: The Dead Bros get the BJotW. 2001/05/11 WCW talent and non-talent. Wrestlers celebrating Mother's Day. Dudleyz = Bushwhackers. Jimbo going to OVW to lose weight? 2001/05/18 Judgment Day hype. Wrestlers may appear larger than they are. Mae Dupp. 2001/05/25 WHOO BY GOD RIC! BOO WHY GOD DAVID! Sgt Slaughter's golf tournament. Spooky premonition on the fate of Grandmaster Sexay and the lack of dance reunion. 2001/06/22 The break-up with MCW talent. Best Two-Out-of-Three-Falls Over-the-Top-Rope First Blood/I Quit Electrified Barbed Wire Steel Cage Baseball Bat On a Pole Ladder Match. King of the Ring hype. 2001/07/05 No movement whatsoever with any negotiations with any former WCW competitors. Let's play a game. Val Venis is in great shape. |
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