The Movies | The Music | The NftRR | The Madlibs | The Mailbag | The Megasites | The Other
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THE OTHER CRAP

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THE MOVIES
. ..PULP BOOKERMAN
. ..RASSELIN' WAR DOGS


THE MUSIC
. .."BENOIT WILL SURVIVE"
. .."HI! MY NAME IS. . ."
. .."THE STYLE AND THE PROFILE"
. .."BOBBY BRAIN"


THE NOTES FROM THE
ROSS REPORT

. ..OLD
. ..CURRENT


THE MAILBAG
. ..OLD BAGS
. ..CURRENT


THE MADLIBS
. ..DIESEL TURNS TWEENER
. ..HIT MY MUSIC
. ..WHO'S THE STALKER?


THE MEGASITES
. ..WRESTLEWHINE
. ..CRANKSYLVANIA

THE OTHER FEATURES
. ..HUNK OF THE WEEK
. ..YEAR IN NOTES 2000
. ..YEAR IN NOTES 2001
. ..THE JF'N SHOPZONE
. ..2001 RETROSPECTACLE


THE RESOURCES
. ..THE JF'N PICTURES
. ..THE JF'N BANNERS
. ..LIST OF LINKS
. ..THE JF'N FORUM




E-MAIL Mr. JF


Rikishi's 'Samoan Fatass' T-shirt


I am a Samoan Fatass!






Rikishi is here with the perfect T-shirt for promoting the Samoan Fatass lifestyle. Throw this on and show the world that you are PROUD to have a huge, dimpled ass! 100% Cotton.






$298.00




Mr. Socko's 'The Sock Says. . .' autobiography
A future New York Times bestseller, this new book cronicles the life and times of the most electrifying sock in Socks Entertainment! Socko tells us everything about his career. You won't believe where this sock's been or what he's seen along the way!




$399.99

The Sock Says. . .


Tazz's 'Just Another Midget' T-shirt



Tazz; Just Another Midget!


He's tiny. He's orange. He has a new T-shirt out that you can buy! Sunday Night HeAT's Tazz has a big mouth, but as the catchphrase says, he's JUST ANOTHER MIDGET. Available in sizes small, extra-small, and hamster.







$2.98
Good Ol' J.R.'s slobberknockin' vibrator
BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP! Get off Oklahoma style, with this brand new by-God vibrator with Jimbo Ross's pretty face on the handle. ORGASM! ORGASM! ORGASM! Available in large, extra large, super-size, and OH MY GOD THE VAGINA HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!




$6999.69
ORGASM! ORGASM! ORGASM!

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