| 10. I will never give your av code to another. This, is my solemn vow. 09. The world we build together will be a private one for you and I, no other shall ever enter under a false ID and attempt to "play house" with us. This, is my solemn vow. 08. During cyber-sex, I promise to never surf the net, paint my nails or chat with others while politely "mmm'ing" and "yesssss'ing" in our whisper box. This, is my solemn vow. 07. During cyber-sex, I promise to never copy and paste the same cyber that I've used with another mate. This, is my solemn vow. 06. I promise to always have your name at the top of my friends list and I will whisper you the second your name lights up on it.. This is my solemn vow. 05. No whisper shall come before ours, for-saking all others. This, is my solemn vow. 04. Angry, flirty, happy, sad or horny, I will remain by your side. This, is my solemn vow. 03. As my one and only, only you will have permission to invade my personal space and have your av stand next to/IN mine. This, is my solemn vow. 02. I promise to always defend you be it through the use of gratuitous virtual-violence, threats or tattle-taling; or by simply telling the truth. This, is my solemn vow. 01. As my cherished Worlds spouse, I will never ask that you request permission to port to me. And if by chance you port and find me in the arms of another, I promise it was worth it. This, is my solemn vow. |
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| Worlds Addicts Annonymous |
| Top Ten Lists |
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| 1. To be nicer to Newbies. 2. Cut back on Pengy dinners. 3. Not assume every newbie is a Recycle. 4. Stop trying to cyber other ppl's g/f's and/or b/f's. 5. Change my av's clothes at LEAST once a month. 6. Stop fantasizing about SirGemini. 7. Reduce the size of my hugs. 8. Become a "main" maniac. 9. Eat one meal a day away from Worlds. Eventually this will include the computer.. small steps. 10. To organize a hostile take- over of the lesser known Worlds. Convert the scattered inhabitants into "Social Butterflies" (See our Worlds Personality Test) |
| Top 10 Worlds New Year's Resolutions |
| Worlds Top 10 Virtual Christmas Gifts |
| 10. Give the gift of life. Buy someone a 1year VIP. 09. Build a Christmas World dedicated to someone. 08. Send your Worlds lover a years supply of batteries. 07. Make a holiday web-site. 06. Wrap yourself up in nothing but a bow and turn on your webcam. 05. Send a corny virtual gift from www.virtualpresents.com 04. Make a voice-clip of yourself singing WAA's version of The "12 Days Of Worlds Xms" 03. HO HO HO it up.. (if you don't know what HO we mean, then you're probably too stupid to deserve getting any of that special gift ;-) 02. Hand lotion for your loved one, a gift that keeps on giving. 01. If your name happens to be Sir Gemini - give FREE VIP's to everyone!! Hell.. we're addicts, this can't surprise you. |
| Top 10 Worlds Worst Pick-Up Lines |
| 10. Am I invited to the party in your pants? 09. ASL?? 08. I can see your av's panties. 07. Your avatar looks like a hooker I once knew. 06. Do you look like your av?? 05. You know, I can go 6 hours nonstop. Even longer if I'm with someone. 04. I'm drunk. 03. Let's make this fast, my wife/husband will be home soon. 02. Do you want to go to the (AH ) attic with me? 01. Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time. Who hasn't heard a pick up line in Worlds Share the worst you've heard! Email Us! Your identity will be protected unless you want credit for the slam ;-) |
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| Top 10 Ways To Spot A Recycled |
| 10. They have _ or - in their names most of the time 09. They seldom speak in main chat 08. They tend to know more about Worlds regulars than they should 07. They call people by shortened nicknames instead of their full ID's. 06. They have custom avs within their first 5 minites on Worlds 05. They understand Worlds slang. IE: "GZ" , "AH" or "Port" 04. They say they have a friend in worlds who helped them but cant name them (you always remember and are always thankful when new) 03. Thier profiles are almost always a blank slate 02. They run when someone calls attention to them in main chat 01 .They've pasted that same cyber bullshit to you before ooOoooOoooooo yeahhhh baby!! |
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| Top 10 Signs You Have A Worlds Additions |
| 10. When your having sex with your real life other and start to wonder whos online. 09. When your keyboard is covered in crumbs because you dont leave the computer to eat. 08. When you write "lol" on your checks and sign them with your Worlds ID. 07. When you buy animal print carpet for your house because it looked good in Aerosmith World. 06. When your computer is turned off but you still see Worlds on your screen. 05. When you dream in 3D cartoon characters and can only type in your dream. 04. When you put your computer on wheels so you can roll it to the bathroom with you. 03. When you buy a laptop just so you take Worlds with you wherever you go. 02. When you think doing the macerana is cool. 01. When you begin giving everyone you know in real "hugs" on sight. |
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| 10) Brush your teeth. No one wants to see what you just ate. Ew. 9) Don't use cheesy pick up lines like " did it hurt when you fell from heaven" Be creative. 8) Never tell a woman what you want up front unless she's a hooker and you need to know if you have enough money. 7) Always keep eye to eye, not eye to tit contact. If, however, she's naked, we're pretty sure that's acceptable. 6) Don't talk about your dick as if it has a brain (just because it has a head doesn't count) 5) If you usually strike out...buy this girl more drinks. 4) Slipping a pill in her drink is not an option. 3) Remember her name and if you do get lucky moan it in her ear often. Don't try this if your short term memory bites. 2) When making eye contact don't stare her down. An unblinking stare is a stalker quality. 1) Never, and I mean NEVER tell a woman how much you want a piece of that! |
| Top 10 Tips on Getting Lucky |
| 1 i will not eat them with a host, 2. i will not eat them on fence post.. 3. i will not eat them at "the rock", 4. i will not with a mouthfull, talk.. 5. i will not eat them floating high, 6. i will not eat them as i spy.. 7. i will not eat, in my new av, 8. i will not eat them as i stab.. 9. i will not eat them as i dance, 10. i will not eat, from sirg's pants.. i will not eat them, worlds i am, i will not eat green eggs and spam. |
| Top 10 Places To NOT Eat Your Easter Eggs In Worlds |
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| 1. Remove the "(" and ")" keys from your keyboard 2. Replace the h u g and s keys with f u c and k 3. Remember, less is more does not only apply to lingerie. 4. When the urge strikes, have a drink instead 5. Crack ho's use macros (no offense, well.. a little but hell it rhymes we had to use it.) 6. For every insincere hug you give, you must cyber "Holden" or "Delores" - in main - in front of SirG. Screen caps to be sent to WAA complete with gamma. 7. If you must hug, try a group hug and resist the urge to feed your ego by proving how many friends you have. 8. Unless your name is Van Gogh, lose the fucking fancy trimmings or at least cut them down to a non main-life-sucking size. 9. Instead of returning hugs to 20 ppl in one room, pass out drinks. AA meets immediately after WAA. 10. Break the 'caps' key on your keyboard - Please. 11. Email hugs to your friends prior to logging on worlds - it will save us all a lot of pain and irritation. 12. You hug it - you fuck it* *this step is not to be abused the our cyber-addicted members |
| Top 10 .. No 12 Ways to Break The HUG Habit |
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| Top 10 Worlds Wedding Vows |
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| 10. Your opinion, though well thought out - still sucks. 09. You lost your point with your virutual-virginity years ago. 08. If you state your opinion, you might actually be expected to support it. 07. Your creativity is severly lacking - too much time cybering. 06. Even YOU don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 05. You can't fight with yourself if you keep posting under one name. 04. The pain of surgicaly having your nose removed from so many asses is not worth your 'friends' knowing what you really think. 03. Your spelling is so pathetic that people wonder if you let your 3yr old compose your posts. 02. Launching personal attacks is easier when you know they can't retaliate against your REAL identity. 01. You're like us and don't give a shit if people know who you really are, you just like to keep them guessing. |
| Top 10 Reasons to Stay Nameless on Worlds Message Boards |
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10. Discovering everyone has known your "secret" Worlds ID all along. 09. Having the naked pictures of yourself that you gave to your gf/bf found on the Worlds Peeps site. 08. Finding out that your Worlds other is NOT the sex you thought they were. 07. The default av for an expired VIP returning to Holden. 06. When you log into GZ - EVERYone is wearing your av! 05. The games offering free VIP as prizes are discontinued and replaced by a "tweedle for your cyber" game. 04. "Name That Song" becomes "Name That Recycle" 03. Your REAL world discovers the REAL you. 02. Worlds creates a rule stating your avatar must properly represent your true physical self. 01. You got your tweedle lover pregnant they muliply and take over Worlds. |
| Top 10 Nightmares of a Worlds Addict |
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| Top 10 Spookiest Places To Get Laid In Worls CLICK HERE FOR TOUR |