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Day 1 Immunity Challenge As said by the host of the show, Shawn Michaels, the first immunity challenge is to get all their gear, put it on a floating object, and get it to the island. The first tribe to do so, gets immunity for tomorrow's tribal council. As the challenge began, both teams went quick to work, building rafts. The black tribe constructed there's first, however, while loading the raft, it broke. It simply could not support the weight of Rikishi. Rikishi: Damn, I shouldn't have had that last taco. Edge: You know what Rikishi, I'm gonna dedicate a 5-second pose to you. (Edge then acts bloated and fat, and hobbles around the raft.) Rikishi: You little bitch. Rikishi gives Edge a stink-face right in the water. Shane interferes. Shane: I want immunity you idiots. Now, get on the raft. Meanwhile, the red tribe was having problems making a raft. After a while, the group got angry. Triple H: This show sucks. None of you are even in my league! Steph: Oh....I think I'm in your league. (The two begin to make out. Upon seeing this, Buh Buh Ray Dudley pukes over the side of the ship. Bradshaw, who has been in a trance the whole time, finally breaks them up.) Bradshaw: Save it for tonight kids. Now, let's get this raft together. (No matter what Red does, they can not make a raft. Trish Stratus begins to get frustrated, and quits working. Steve Blackman begins yelling and breaking things, and the Road Dogg begins talking to himself. Finally, Chris Benoit breaks the silence.) Chris Benoit: You all are pathetic. I'm gonna build this damn raft all by myself. (Benoit gets to work taking the broken pieces of wood made by Blackman, and begins constructing a make-shift raft. Meanwhile, Bradshaw, who has been pacing the ship the whole time makes his way into the helm of the ship. He proceeds to knock out the captain, and takes control of the ship.) Road Dogg: Bradshaw, is that legal? Bradshaw: They never said anything about using the ship. (The red tribe barreled ahead, catching up with the Black Tribe who was well in the lead. The black tribe, who considered this one in the bag, turned around to notice the Red Tribe quickly approaching. Chris Benoit, still floating on the side of the ship, was not happy with Bradshaw's antics.) Chris Benoit: Stop it you moron, I'm gonna fall off! Bradshaw: Good, I hope you fall off. Benoit, remind me to kick your ass when we get to the island. (The battle was close. The red tribe was gaining fast, and the black tribe began panicking.) Shane: Paddle faster. We're almost there! Kurt Angle: I'm trying to go as fast as I can Shane. Are you questioning my integrity? All the Black Tribe: SHUT UP ANGLE!! (Angle shut his mouth, and began to paddle again. About 75 yards out, they were tied. All of the sudden, Jeff Hardy from the black tribe stood up on the raft. The race continued on and on as they approached the shore. In a leap of faith, Jeff Hardy did a swanton bomb from the raft to the shore. Hardy's leap was able to narrowly beat the red tribe. The Black Tribe won the immunity challenge, and were immune from tomorrow's tribal council. The red tribe, angered with defeat all mulled around with the exception of Steph and Triple H, who had sex in the hull of the ship. The question is, what will happen at tomorrow's tribal council? You have to wait and find out. |
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