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Day 3 Immunity Challenge Both the red tribe, and the black tribe were summoned to a picnic table located on the island. Shawn Michaels, the host of the show appeared on the scene. Michaels: Good morning, red and black tribes. I hope you guys are feeling pretty good this morning, because today's immunity challenge requires a sharp mind, and a high tolerance for alcohol. Now, each tribe will pick 2 members from their team, and they will take part in the contest. (Upon hearing this, the red team, immediately chooses Bradshaw, and then hesitates on who the second should be.) Triple H: Road Dogg, how about you go? I've seen you down a couple before. Road Dogg: Sure, why the hell not. Hey Bradshaw, maybe I'll drink more than you. Bradshaw: Don't count on it. (While the red tribe is deliberating, the Black Tribe is talking amongst themselves) Shane: OK guys, I say that Rikishi goes. He's the largest, and has the highest tolerance. Anyone else? X-Pac: Let me go Shane! I can do it!! Shane: OK...if you want to. So the stage was set, Road Dogg and Bradshaw vs. X-Pac and Rikishi. Michaels: OK, the rule is that you must drink one beer every 2 minutes. The last one standing, wins immunity for their team. Is everybody ready? X-Pac, you have a question? X-Pac: (looking down) Can I have some Hansen's Energy Drink instead? Michaels: Let me think about it.......NO!!! OK, you guys start now. You have 2 minutes. (The contestants were silent for the end of the contest. So it went on, 14 minutes into the competition, Road Dogg and X-Pac both began feeling strange) Road Dogg (smashed): X...fuck........I'm teh bets DX person..thingy.,....I feel weir...... (Road Dogg passes out face down on the table, Blackman walks over, and takes Dogg away from the table.) X-Pac: I DID IT!! I BEAT ROAD DOGG!! I'M SO HAP..... (X-Pac passes out in mud sentence and hits his head on the ground. Now, it has come down to Bradshaw and Rikishi) Rikishi: Bradshaw, how do you do this for a living? Bradshaw: Easy, you drink until you can't feel you legs anymore. (32 minutes, and 16 beers into the competition, Rikishi looks like he is ready to die. Bradshaw, looks and sounds fine.) Bradshaw: Hey pussy, how you doing? (Rikishi looks at Bradshaw, and points his finger at him. Before he can speak, he passes out.) Michaels: Winner of the immunity challenge, Bradshaw from the Red Tribe! The Red Tribe celebrated knowing that they were going to be able to avoid a second immunity challenge. The black team seemed upset, as they began yelling at X-Pac and Rikishi for losing the challenge. The question is, what will happen at tomorrow's tribal council? You have to wait and find out. |
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