neil gaiman
F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A.L.L.E.D. A.N.G.L.O.P.H.I.L.I.A
if you have'nt read anything by neil gaiman you should just really step back and wonder if your life has ever really been worth anything.  this man is one of the greatest writers ever.  go read the sandman books!  neverwhere!  american gods!  good omens!  and coraline!  then make your kids read coraline! 
his writing is witty and funny and sweet and morbid and weird and delightful and so good that sometimes you stop, mid-sentance, and wonder if he's even human.
we really can't emphasise enough just how brilliant neil is.  you really ought to read his stuff.  for your own good.
the best neil site out there
visit the god himself!
take the neil gaman purity test!
it should be noted here that linz is 52% and laura is 54% gaiman corrupt. . .

and bloody proud of it, too!
'im totally lost!
take me back to
the beginning!!
'well, thats all well and good, but you're boring'