a story that laura and i find quite amusing

so when laura and i were first getting into suede, we a) didnt know that their name wasnt really 'the london suede,' and b) didnt know bretts name.  as we live in the us, our copies of 'coming up' had the bonus multi-media bits.  that meant we could see what the band that made those groovy tunes looked like.  well, we thought that suede's nameless front man was quite attractive.  we also saw his picture in the cd's liner notes, but did not bother to check for his name on the bands line up.  we decided that it would be in our best interest to give him a name.  after weeks of brainstorming, persuasive arguments, and flowcharts (not really, though), we dubbed him 'hot london suede guy.' for a good long while after that he was known as 'hot london suede guy' to most of the occupants of the rooms in the first floor, left hallway of the dorm building we were living in.  of course laura and i did eventually learn the truth.

we should have been calling him 'hot suede guy.'

look.  i in no way stated that you would find this story to be amusing.  i merely said that laura and i did.  i take no responsibility if youve been disappointed by this little anecdote.  accessing this page was a risk you took, not me.  therefore, any feelings of frustration or bitterness you may be experiencing have nothing to do with me, and everything to do with poor judgement on your part. see? its your fault, really.

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