things other people supposedly said about suede

'i have written that song a thousand times, but suede got it exactly right.' -- noel gallagher of oasis on 'so young' 'it's funny, because my mum never used to like him.  whenever he'd come on the tv she'd say "oh no, not him again."' -- richard oakes on brett anderson 'my feeling is that it would be nice to stroke brett's balls.' -- damon albarn of blur (nb: i have no idea whether this refers to brett anderson or not, but it's pretty funny anyway, isnt it?)

'i'm sure when brett anderson's older, he'll be writing lyrics with the maturity that i've got now.  he's got the brain of a 15-year-old, hasn't he?' -- paul heaton of the beautiful south 'brett is a good pop star.  he knows when to keep his mouth shut and when to keep it open.' -- richie james of manic street preachers (again, is this brett anderson?  i dont know)

'you can't answer back when someone's calling you a wanker.  what do you say?  "i'm not a wanker!  i'm alright!"' --bernard butler

'im totally lost! take me back to the beginning!!

'aaahh!  mental image of brett with damon albarn!  get me out of here!'

~this is a page by laura~