'i dont own any casual clothes. you never know who youll bump into.'
'im far too middle-class to have therapy.'
'being skinny is neater and tidier, and its not got bulges all over. if women were all thin and men were all muscley, it would be like two different species, like a horse having it off with a tiger.'
'i always wanted to become part of the mainstream, and be accepted, but without changing.'
'ill carry on until someone says im being a knobhead and then ill decide if im being a knobhead or if im alright. i cant say im perfect.'
'i havent been in rehab, no. its too expensive and im too mean.'
'i would never pretend to know the score. i have no idea of the score. i didnt even know the game had started.'
'i was amazed when i first saw a picture of jean paul sartre. i mean, you think of him as this bohemian, left bank parisienne cool guy who had this bizarre erotic relationship with simone de beavoire for all those years. you do, dont you? then i saw this photo of him and the first thing i thought was, "boss-eyed git!" you know? very ugly man. one eyes looking over here and one eyes way over there. i just thought, if he can get over that, which is generally a bit of a no-no as far as going out with girls is concerned, then theres a chance for me.'
'i was dancing at a rave to this song with a pair of shorts on with button flies, and i remember looking down to find my knob hanging out and swinging around all over. luckily no-one noticed and i put it back in place.'
'i was a huge fan of planet of the apes when i was young and had posters of the characters all over my bedroom walls.'
'i looked at myself in the mirror, i certainly didnt see a sex symbol in front of me.'
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