meet rick

rick, as any of the other young ones could tell you, is a complete bastard. no one in the whole world likes rick. except laura. he spends his time being pompous, rude, and gerally irritating.  his hobbies include writting poetry, saying not-nice things about margaret thatcher, and wanking.

rick quotes the people's poet

'im totally lost! take me back to the beginning!!

'bloody fascist!'