Holly Shackelford
Tempermental and Violent Cynic
“IT’S BOZO!”,
being the first words poor Holly was subjected to seconds after her birth, no less by her mother, it’s no wonder her views and concepts of the world are a little warped.  Being the more cynical and “frustrated” one of the duo, Holly is currently in transformation from the mild mannered young lady her parents always dreamed they’d have to the female version of The Hulk.
After moving around the north suburbs of Chicago the majority of her earlier years, her parents finally settled in Frankfort, IL where she teamed up with Laurie Doell.  After moonlighting as a “typical” college student, Laurie convinced Holly to move to Evanston where she currently is, as it would seem, a permanent student at Loyola University Chicago. Throughout their years together, they’ve done little about their dissatisfaction with the world around them except bitch and moan.  Although that’s all they’re doing now, at least they’re sharing their experiences in hopes of finding others as bitter as themselves.  Holly thanks you for viewing this website and fueling her need for attention.
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