"I'm so tired! I mean, my neck...I feel like I've been counting gold all day!" -Holly
"The word 'pooh' is just so infinite." -Laurie
"It takes place in Japan?! Oh, Man! I hate those fucking stupid...what do you call 'em?...Japs." -Holly
"He was all pock-marked and shit. I mean, he was nice...I just didn't want to catch whatever he had." -Holly
"Let me relate this to an episode of 'Yes, Dear'..." -Holly
"I want to write 'good riddance' on this check to Cingular...but then I'd have to look up how to spell 'riddance'." -Holly
"I looked like I could've just walked onto a softball field and started playing." -Holly, describing her double-french-braided hair.
"She freebases her coupons." -Steve, after discussing Laurie's Mom's unhealthy obsession with coupons
"I haven't had this much fun since I watched the trucks unload at Jewel." -Laurie's Mom
"Do you think he's suicidal?" -Laurie
"Meh..." -Holly
"If you're gonna carve something into your chest, you're gonna abbreviate." -Megan
"I'm gonna take a stab that the suspect has half black, half white hair, a fur coat, and a cigarette holder."
-Laurie's detective work concerning someone's stolen puppies.
"Oh, did they take that picture when you were coming out of the gym?" -Laurie
"No...I was going in..." -Holly
"You know, like a time clock?" -Dan
"Otherwise known as a clock?" -Holly
"Did those Koreans move out?" -Holly
"I don't know. I haven't smelled anything lately." -Laurie (FYI: Laurie loves Koreans- her words just came out wrong)
"I had to rest my mental...........meh......." -Holly
"So is he doing alright, other than the fact that he's missing?" -Holly inquiring about our Mexican friend's detainment in Texas
"Let me relate this to a 'Seventh Heaven' episode" -Holly
"I don't think it's wise to take anti-depresssants with beer." -Holly
"What goes better with burgers than tater-tots?" -Holly
"Uh...french fries" -Laurie, bursting Holly's bubble
"Yeah, he definitely looks mid-transformation" -Laurie, describing someone's similarity to the Wolfman.
"I'm sorry, but if Melissa Joan Hart were MY daughter, I'd hit her A LOT." -Laurie
"Doo-rags...they make me nervous..." -Laurie
"I gave up because that woman with the il chil was muckin' up the 9's..." -Laurie, trying to shop at Payless