I drive...drive like you should shut up.

Yes, your majesty.

Damn, Ice Queen. When Angela comes over here it drops 10 degrees.

Dustin Gervasied him up nice and proper.

He'll go Dustin on your ass.

'Bitch, you ain't no ninja.'

'I'm a beaaar hugga.'

Squeeeeal like a pig!

For the fellowship!

Corolla stealth.

Corolla stealth engage!

Corolla speed.

Corolla squeal.

'Hey ladies! Ladies I'm gonna get you drunk and molest you ass biatch!'

See all of a sudden Mike's dad comes out and he goes,"What the hell? What are you doing to my house?" And I go,"Bitch, you ain't no ninja. Werd."

Angelaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Yesssss.

'BANGARANG!'

'Rufioooooooooo'

'I'm a baaaddd man.'

Are you down with the clown?

Wait...Keep it like that...I'm going to try to saw through it with my keys.

'Disney came to me first, motha fucka.'

Sometimes I lay in bed and wish I was Angela.

Sometimes I wish I was Angela, so I could stare at my naked body in the shower.

This is America land of the free and you can't even sit in your own god damn front yard.

How many girls you been with Bobby? 15, 20, 25? Oh 30ish. Alright.

How many Bobby? 94? 95!? The thing is, too many to count because they are just lining up at the door for Bobby.

'My name is Bobby, I'm a gigantic liar! I lie about everything. Woo, I'm Bobby. I've slept with 40 thousand women. Threesomes get old for me and I fall in love with girls I never bother to talk to. Woo!'

Kidding? I had a can of chocolate frosting for lunch and I farted blood!

Angela likes to strap a guy naked on a wooden bed, spread eagle, then put on spiked heels and grind his testicles into jelly.

Congrat-u-fucking-lations!

Sugar Daddy's closed up shop.

My man boobs grow bigger by the minute.

Today Hill gave Kiana his pizza crust. I swear to god.

Corolla blind!

When we want to see Hill he never shows up, but when Chad wants to see Hill he drops his pants and comes on over.

If I put my cell phone on vibrate in my pants, Tracy can pleasure me all the way from Fremont.

Got a buck, you're fucked.

For the Ronaldship!

Run! Run! The corolla's impatient.

My wang is getting bigger by the minute, by the end of class alone, it will be 18 inches.

At this rate it will be forcing people from their homes and crushing whole cities under its massive girth.

~Ryan, Good Friend

I'll miss you like the sky misses the sun.

I'll carry it with me always. Just like the memory of your magical laugh and sparkling smile.

In comparison to your beauty, the splendor of the ocean is dulled to that of a puddle.

It's easy to make the special feel special.

You are no doubt the most powerful force of all time. For the heavens must have crumbled when your angelic beauty ascended to this unworthy earth.

Don't worry, your heart speaks where words need not follow.

I remember her (Angela) saying I have the body of a God. And that she wanted to rub oil all over and sex me up.

Hey there good looking. What's a fox like you doing in a place like this?

Where have you been? You must have been resting, because you've been running through my mind all day!

I'm assuming that was your dead sexy, coy laughter that TURNS ME ON!

You are a heavenly beacon of mojo to which I can always turn to get my groove on.

Always wondered what it would be like to share a brain with a goddess.

My soul will wander forever in pain without the guidance of your love. Come back to me Angellllaaaaaa!

Sleep like the angelic wonder that you are.

Those dirty bastards they will pay! There are certain lines you must not cross and that line starts at family and when you mess with family you mess with Angela and when you mess with Angela your messing with Dustin and when you mess with Angela and Dustin your messing with he most powerful M****** destroying force known to man kind!

You look like a minx. You're not only shagadelic, but a genius.

Well your the dopest chica that ever be kickin it in my neck of da hood girl and it's hella sick that you be knowin shit like dat and like a fox and I be hearing you up in this heezap cus your badical yo.

I thought that I saw Venus, the goddess of love and beauty standing before me, but it was merely your picture on my desk.

The only thing I put on my body is soap, oh and you of course.

Love is tricky like that. It's all like, "Yea, I'm right here." And then your like, "Sweet." Then it's all, "Hahaha tricked you!" And your like, "Screw you love!" And then it happens again until eventually you really are in love.

A wise man once said that when your angelic presence ascended to earth the very heavens crumbled. That guy was a genius.

She's so cool that when she walks into a room the temperature drops 20 degrees.

You're so hot that people have to make little cardboard boxes with holes in them so they can look directly at you, like with an eclipse of the sun.

You're so hot that they had to change the word hot into HOTT just to describe you.

You're so hot that you've never lost a water fight, because when you get shot it just sizzles off.

Well I've got one word to say about you...Va va va vooooom! Oooo baby! OK that was more than one word but you get the picture.

You're so damn hot that when I saw you today I yelled out damn she is HOT! Then Candice punched me and the dogs barked at you but that's not the point. The point is YOU = HOT!

Oh yea well if you were a dinosaur you would be the HASniceLEGSaSAURUS.

If I saw you and Gwen Stefani standing next to each other my head would explode from all the beauty before my eyes.

I mean your hella cool and on a scale of 1 to 10 on sexiness, 1 being gorgeous and 10 being the perfect beauty you score a 15.

Your beauty is like a shooting star. It is gorgeous and awe inspiring and when you miss it you go, "DAMN IT WHERE DID IT GO?!"

The beauty in your eyes is as endless as the sea.

Angela is so sexy, that the very thought of touching her perfect body sends me into a state of pure ecstasy.

Hey baby is that an anaconda in my pants or am I just happy to see you?

I am a thief. A thief of beautiful womens' hearts that is. And Angela has stolen mine.

You gotta throw down. The son of a bitch comes up like "Euuu, fix my car."

"Euu, I dated Angela. I think I'm sooooo cool."

"Euu, I jizz in garbage cans, cause I'm a fffffffucking idiot."

Go fuck a garbage can freckle dick.

Angela, why aren't you my friend?

Why don't you love me Angela?

Angela = Sexy

ANGELA IS SEXY! SAY IT ANGELA! SAY IT!!! I'm going to keep yelling it at everyone in Great America until you say it!

You see, Gervasi, he was tryin to start some shit. So, what we had to do is we had to eliminate him with extreme prejudice. We hit him with the toilet paper old school style. He didn't' know what hit him.

You live by the TP, you die by the TP.

Wabow!

Have good dreams about squirrels driving Trans Ams to bring you sexy men.