Most Americans Haven't Earned the Right to a Language
Language, written in particular, is one of the things that separates civilised society from uncivilized.  But it seems like a waste of time to educate people, to teach them to read and write, so that they can just post poorly spelled and un-thought out comments on the internet.  What a waste of taxpayer's money!  Congratulation, you can successfully misspell any number of profanities!  Good on you!

I really don't think it's too much to ask that my poor eyes not be bombarded with entirely capitalized, profane redneck propaganda every time I log on to the internet.  What I don't understand, is how stupid people feel compelled to post their worthless comments, but smart people keep their opinions to themselves.  Maybe it's because smart people know that the dumb ones will never understand anything more than "them sand nigers are guna go ta hll".

Ignorance and language are not a good combination.  It is a combination that results in pain for anyone with a half-fucntioning brain.  It doesn't take a lot for me to rebuke claims such as "homosexuals are baby killers" or :100% of muslims are terrorists", but why should I bother?  The I.Q. of those I would be rebuking isn't likely to have gone up since their pointless and ignorant statement, so they certainly won't be willing to hear my argument.

I wish I could just take away their language until they're taken a course in rational thought.