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| 1) what did the receptionist do with old finger nails file them 2) who lived in the forest and told rude jokes to wolves little rude riding hood 3) when is it un lucky to see a black cat when your a mouse 4) why do people keepaway from bats because of ther bat breath 5) why do girrafes have such long necks because ther feet smell 6)knock knock. who's there? euripides euripides who? euripides you pay for a new pair 7)knock,knock who's there? nick. nick who? nick R.elastic 8)what smell's most in the zoo your nose 9)what did the cat do after it had swallowed the cheese wait at the mouse hole with baited breath 10) whats the difference between school dinners and a bucket of fresh manure? school dinners are usuallycold 11)she stood on the bridge at midnight her lips were a quiver. she gave a cough, her leg fell of , and floated down the river 12)what happend to the witch with an up sid down nose every time she sneezed her hat blew off. monster:doctor docter, how do I stop my nosefrom running doctor:stick out your foot and trip it up 13)did you here about lenny the loafer? he is so lazy that he sticks his nose out of the window so that the wind will blow it for him 14)did you hear about the boy who got worried when his nose grew to 11 inches long ? he thout it might turn into a foot. 15)whats he difference between a peeping tom and someone whos just got out of the bath? one is rude and nosy the other is nude and rosy. |
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