EASY KP, NO WAY!!               But I say------   Yes way. Find a spot to cook up your rations.  Maybe beside the small bush.  It seems pleasant enough, or at least close to the truck.

Gather up some combustible material(old wood) to build a fire and have a cook out.

Or you could get fancy and make yourself a stove and heat ,em up on that.

When you get done all you have to do is,get up, and walk away. The curious little kids will come and pick up anything that they want.

When the kids are done the dogs move in and clean it all up.  The next time you come here to cook it up you won't have anything but ashes to know you had been there.  The nice thing about this whole process is that the kids and the animals (with great patience) keep way back out of sight and then when you are done, they do the clean up.  Very nice arrangement.  I had a waiter in St Louis do the very same thing and it cost a bunch.  Har!

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