Merry Christmas! | |||||||||||||||||||
from The Picayune | |||||||||||||||||||
Bathing obligation and tradition in societal rules... ...until they resemble merriment! |
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I think the world a better place for having Christmas time come 'round, for 'neath December's jolly smile a paradox is to be found. It seems some people think that Christmas is a farce and just a pain - Or just another lucky opportunity for social gain. I know this holiday is... well... no longer pure, as it once was Barnes & Noble Books and Macy's really are the festive ones, but I think that we need to not let Christmas only stress us out. I don't think pain and agony are what this day is all about. One infamous example (and I know, of this, St. Nick takes pride) is that there is a common trend 'twixt Christmas stress and suicide. Shower your friends with gifts! Give things to everyone! Make bare your shelves! Then think about how lonely you will always be... and shoot yourselves! For 'tis a magic season when all people love instead of fight... And those who cannot cope can simply cry themselves to sleep at night. This isn't quite what I have come to know and love of Christmas day. It seems the Christmas I had known when I was young is far away. Of course Christmas is stressful, it's a big responsibility, and lots of us aren't comfortable with ALL our friends and family, But somehow even though this time seems set up for disaster and that the pace of every year just seems faster and faster, if you let the spirit take you and forget the stress and misery and let the day express your kindness and your generosity... When you give people things to make them happy, not to get it done... When have parties not to show your house, but just to have good fun... When all the decorations are expressions of your spirit, and not the other way around... You'll find that when you hear it said that "Christmas is so stressful, but I'm glad I'm almost done." You won't get it for a moment for having had so much fun. Because when you are treating enemies like friends and friends like brothers and when your infectious "do-gooding" spreads to many others You'll find, however things may go, you'll wind up pretty happy, ...even if your Christmas party turned out, really, pretty crappy, ...and your kid was in a Christmas play, but wasn't quite the star, ...and your wife, through your gifts, found out what an idiot you are, ...and your kids will never, NEVER, be as quiet as a mouse, ...and you bought so many gifts, they'll prob'ly reposess your house, ...and you had a bit too much while at your office party and while you were driving home you swerved and hit and killed a homeless man, ...and your wife has become pregnant with a kid you can't afford, ...and you realize you donated the money that you've stored, ...and your oldest son decides he wants to go out for ballet, ...and you realize that it was prob'ly YOU who made him gay, ...and people cry and love is crushed and doves die every day, ...and you realize that it is always going to be that way, ...and you realize that your idea of Christmas was naive... ...well... despite those being times when any normal man would grieve. You'll resist the urge to end it all and just ignore the voices. You'll know, even in asylums, you've a million different choices ...and just because the court decided that you were a threat, ...and the claim you filed to be deemed "sane" has not been processed yet, ...and the tranquilizers that they shoot to quiet all your screams have a dangerously high amount of methamphetamines, you'll realize you've got it good. your nurse is a good man, and you're always safe because they keep sharp objects from your hands, and the cafeteria serves turkey Christmas night, and hey, regardless of the fact they serve that turkey every single day, you'll be thankful for your relatives and thankful for your friends, and you'll be glad to have your life that seems to never... NEVER... end. Just kidding, everyone. Merry Christmas to you and yours! |
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