This isn't part of the show, folks,
This is real, you stupid dicks.
Penn isn't supposed to be bleeding,
This isn't part of the damn trick!

There's water on the god damn stage floor,
Under Penn there's a puddle of red,
Shit, what dumbass mopped up the stage,
And made Penn bust open his head?

This isn't part of the show, folks,
This is real, you stupid bitch,
Penn isn't supposed to be bleeding,
This isn't part of the damn trick!

Someone call us an ambulance,
Someone get a doc on the phone,
Because Penn is bleeding profusely,
Hey, cool, i think i saw bone!

This isn't part of the show, folks,
This is real you stupid goon,
Penn is lying there dying fast,
While I stand here and sing my new tune.

Oops. Too Late.