Rants
reality sucks... so why do you think i wanna see more of it?
honestly... reality tv annoys me to no end. all they are are lazy writers' way to get out of coming up with good scripts for an entire season. or however long it takes stupid americans to figure out how dumb the show actually is. tv stations are getting rich off you idiots!! no actors, just one host you have to pay, PLUS theres usually just some kind of grand prize which only gets given out in the season finale and has a price value lower than any good actor's. sad sad sad. lets look at some examples, shall we?
real world
i cannot believe people actually watch this crap. 'oo i've got an idea! lets put a bunch of random (but secretly actually carefully chosen bitch, gay person, clueless girl, hot guy, asshole, and others no one really likes) people and stick them in a really nice house. then we can watch them and stalk them with cameras and see how they react.' *blink blink* ITS CALLED LIFE, PEOPLE. if you wanna know what happens when random people meet, get off your ass and go to a club. and why should i really care what these people think and do? do i kno them personally? probably not. jus cuz theyre on tv, doesnt mean you have to pay attention to what theyre doing.
who wants to marry a millionaire?
wow... thats pretty sad. youre gonna make a huge commitment to this guy you just met on a television show. how desperate are people, anyways? why dont you just be a prostitute. it would probably be easier for you to get all of your customers' money . plus you wouldnt be screaming to the world "LOOK AT ME!! IM A GOLDDIGGER!!!" and what about the millionaires themselves. im even more disappointed with them. unless they won the lottery, they have to have some brains. why put yourself through the embarrassment of goin on tv on basic cable and saying: "look look!! i have money and i still cant get a girl! so im gonna get myself a whore in front of all of america! hi mom!" only in america...
meet my folks
oo in this thrilling reality show, a bachelorette gets to meet three guys, one of whom she will spend a week in hawaii with! the catch: her parents get to decide which one she takes. would you really want your parents choosing your date for you. ick god no. and throw your dad into that equation... WHO SIGNS UP TO PARTICIPATE ON THESE SHOWS?!?!
lost
were gonna stick a group of people in a random place and make them try and get back to new york. do you really wanna watch people getting lost? come to my house and drive around with us for a while. i guarantee you we'll get lost. plus we usually get lost around a ben & jerrys so you'll even get a free ice cream out of it.
upcoming series:
married by america- please tell me they were joking... another quality show from FOX! on right after 'when buildings collapse: part 3!'
ok thats it. final message: you want reality? watch the news or get off your ass and get out into the world. theres plenty of reality there.