Mr. Chain'sYOUR VERY OWN
FEMALE ARMPIT CONTESTS
This is the place where you can pit your wife or girlfriends armpit (for men) or your own (for women) against others, be it another woman or a celebrity, and see who the fans choice is. Are your wife's armpits sexier than those of Heidi Klum? Are your girlfriends underarms more succulent than the pits belonging to Paris Hilton? Is your girlfriends armpit tastier than your ex-girlfriends?
This is the place to find out by letting the fans vote! The contests below feature armpit pics submitted by fans of this site. In some instances, those submissions will go "pit to pit", and in other instances, the picture submitted will be matched against a "Secret Celebrity" armpit. So if you are interested, feel free to send me your HIGH QUALITY pics either of just the armpit, the whole picture, or a picture with the face "blacked out", and your preference for the competition, or leave it up to me. E-mail them to tieherup0@yahoo.com. Identities will not be revealed without your consent! Below are the results of previous polls. So go take a look and be sure to come back and cast your vote when the next round of polls open. 8 polls which opened on November 25, closed on December 31,2008!
A fan of the site was kind enough to share several pictures of his wife Lily's armpit. I was so impressed, that I decided to see how Lily would stack up against some competition, both celebrities and non-celebrities. Below are the results.
Thanks again to Lily's husband for his generosity ... clearly he is a lucky guy!!!!
If anyone else would like to participate, please write to me at tieherup0@yahoo.com First off, here is the luscious ..... LILY:
And here are the results of her contests..... In her first two contests, Lily's underarms were paired against the pampered pits of two young socialites; Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton; and Luscious Lily's pits were no match for the smooth recesses of the two spoiled youngsters POLL A
Kim earned a whopping 92% of the votes, handing Lily her worst defeat! POLL B
Paris earned 64% of the votes in a clear victory. In the next 2 contests Lily was pitted against 2 participants from our previous "Your Very Own Armpit Contests", and though she faired a bit better than she did against the socialites, she nonetheless could still not sniff out a win. POLL C
"Amateur 2" earned 58% of the votes, to 42% for Lily. POLL D
"Amateur 3" earned 62% of the votes to only 38% for Lily. The next 3 polls featured a favorite of Lily's husband; Britney Spears' armpits. Unfortunately for Lily, her losing streak continued as she fell to Britney in all 3 contests. POLL E
Britney earned 63% of the votes with this pit pic. POLL F
Coming the closest to victory as she had in any of her contests, Lily nonetheless sweated out a loss to Britney again, with the young pop star earning 54% of the votes to Lily's 46%. A close shave though! POLL G
Once again, Lily's pit put up a strong effort, but it was Britney who came out on top with 57% of the votes. In her final contest, Lily's pit went up against the young, redheaded actress Lindsey Lohan and the results were similar with Lily suffering her second worst defeat. POLL H
OTHER PREVIOUS RESULTS: Results of the previous "Your Very Own Armpit Contests" are posted below.
Click on the pics below for the results!
If you'd like to join in and have a LARGE, VERY GOOD QUALITY PICTURE of yourself (female only), wife, girlfriend or any woman showing off her armpit(s) Send your pictures to me at tieherup0@yahoo.com, and if it is of the right quality, I will include it in an upcoming poll! And if you want to submit two or more sutiable armpits to go pit-to-pit against each other, please E-MAIL ME ! with the high quality pics.GO BACK TO THE MAIN ARMPIT PAGE