Body Humor

A patient came to a doctor one day. -Patient: I have a strange illness, Doc. -Doctor: What is it? -Patient: I pressed my forehead with my finger and it hurts. I did the same with my cheeks, nose, chin, and stomach and it all hurt -Doc(puzzled): I'll have to sent you to a specialist to get a check-up. -Patient: OK, great. A week passed... -Doc: What's did the specialist say? -Patient: I have a broken finger.

A man had a question for a specialist. -Man: I think my wife have become deaf. -Specialist: Really? -Man: yeah, I asked her questions and she never replies. -Specialist: I see, check with your wife and tell me how severe this situation is. That afternoon... The man decided to check how severe the problem was. -Man: Honey, what's for dinner? (No reply.) The man decide to come five feet closer. -Man: Honey, what's for dinner? (No reply.) The man came close. -Man: Honey, what's for dinner? (No reply.) The man now came right next to her. -Man: Honey, what's for dinner? -Wife: for the fourth time! I said Chicken!

Once there was a man and his son driving in a car. And suddenly, they experienced a fatal car accident. The man and his son were taken by two different ambulances to two different hospitals...    In the man's son's hospital. It was essential that he required a surgery. But however, the doctor said, "I can't perform a surgery, that's my son." How is this possible? It was the son's mother who performed the surgery.