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April:
Hi folks. Welcome. Bienvenue. Hola. Yeah, whatever suits ye best. I'm April, and welcome to DIG!A!HOLE! site. This is a video game club site Omelette and I made up when she slept over my house one time. We talk about our favorite stuff like video games and give hints to them too. Omelette and I are....umm, let's say, unique? Yea. Whateva.
Omelette:
Hey. I'm Omelette. I like pickles. I'm..
April: You're extremely lazy...and have a hot dog obsessive disorder...
Omelette: I'm not lazy, or have a hot dog obsessive disorder! I'm just....unique...
April: Well, I'm not the one who had a funeral for a hot dog I dropped on the floor...
Omelette: That poor hot dog...it never stood a chance in the real world...so sad! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
April: Eh he he...That's it for now, see you later!
Omelette: Look! I can make Fromage dance! (Pokes Fromage in the gut really hard repeatedly)
Fromage: OW! OW! Hey, look, Van Helsing...OWWWWW!! (Starts to twitch everytime Omelette pokes him)Omelette: He sings and dances! Nice!April: I think he needs a head massage! (Gives Fromage a noogie)Fromage: HEY, HEY, HEY!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN TO STOP?!April: For someone older than us, he seems kinda powerless against pokes and noogies...hehe!
Chance: WOOF!! WOOF!! (Starts to jump all over the place in all the insanity)
April: (Talking to Chance) You've got a belly and a head, yes you do!Omelette: You've got a brain...oops, never mind...Chance: Burp!
Omelette: Well excuuuuse me!April: Who's got a brain? No, not you...Chance: Pant, pant, BURP!
April: Ever heard of breath mints? Phew!
Senor Piggypants: Look! I've got ice cream! YUM!Omelette: Don't mind if I do! (Takes Senor's ice cream away)
Senor Piggypants: Hey! Moooooooooom!
Omelette: Fine, here's your ice cream back (Gives back the ice cream). I think it needs more sprinkles, though. (Pours whopping amount of sprinkles on the ice cream)Senor Piggypants: HEY! (Spits on Omelette)Omelette: Ew!
Omelette: I'm soooooo hungry...
Senor Piggypants: I want foooooood...Omelette: I know! Let's have bacon!
Senor Piggypants: EEP! (Runs away)April: Do I dare ask?
April: Hey Omelette!
Omelette: Hello! Guess what! Fromage is sleeping!April: Poke him! POKE HIM!!Omelette: OK! (Pokes Fromage in the head)
Fromage: *twitch*Omelette: He twitched!April: YAY!
April: Oh my gosh! I was at school today, and a black cloud of dark moving cloud-esque things ran me into the wall and took my beloved spleen!
Omelette: Uh...those were the goth kids. And they didn't take your spleen. In fact, they just stood there looking sad and angry at life. That's normal for them.
April: But I'll die without my spleen. (dies)Omelette: You know, you don't need your spleen to live.
April: Sshhhhhhhhhhh! I'm supposed to be dead! (still dead)
April: Awww, what a good boy! (pats Bobo)
Bobo: (blink blink)
Omelette: He's fuzzy! (is really wrong on this one)April: Well...his head is...JUST LIKE FUZZY HEAD! From now on, Bobo is Fuzzy Head Jr.! I guess this means that Fromage is going to be bald when he gets older.Omelette: Yay! Fromage the bald!
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