Tighty Whitey's House

5/16/02- It has been a long time since I updated. I added a link about how to make a funny hat. This page was created by me. HOW TO MAKE A FUNNY HAT

Also a new plan for a TW CD is in the works. It will include:

Basketball clips

"Basketball clips"

"Basketball Pictures"

It will features hours of "Basketball" pleasure!

If you would like a copy tell me. I will be selling them for very reasonable prices.

4/11/02- New article on CNN.COM. This is a must read! It sucks now cuz erick made me change it

CNN ARTICLE: MILK

4/1/02- Where were they then has been created. For now it features Erick Quinones as a 7th grader! WHERE WERE THEY THEN?

3/31/02- Spring break is not over! Technically it is, but who's to say the partying should stop?

Anyways please enter your spring break experience in the forum by clicking here: FORUM

3/15/02- Special Alert: There has been an unidentified person vandalizing cars with various produce. Their weapon of choice; Cesar salad with chicken. They have also been known to use taco bell hot sauce, big gulp drinks from 7-11, smoothies, and other drinks from different fast food locations. Vandalism of vehicles has forced a victim to use one of his free car wash passes. The victim is very distressed by this. Here is a police sketch of what the criminal probably looks like. Note: these may be completely inaccurate seeing that there were no eye witnesses.

We believe this is probably what the person looks like who is doing the vandalism. By looking at the picture carefully you will realize it must be him. First look at his hair. He is obviously a redneck because he mullet. It's a reject mullet however, because it's long in the front too. Now look at his mustache and goatee. They are different color than his hair. What's up with that. Now look at his shirt collar. It's long and pointy like he's in the 70's.

As you can see this is definitely the man who is vandalizing cars in the LO parking lot.

Some of you might think this is funny. But you might want to ask yourself the question. COULD YOU BE NEXT?

3/5/02- New feature up! Charlie Brown: Year 2000. What would Charlie and all his friends be like in the modern world, to find out click here.

3/3/02- It's all over. Chubsters Champion's 2002 season has ended with a loss to Platt's team, The Chunks of Nar Nar. The end score was around 40-80. Though we lost in the first round our season should still be considered a success. First of all we had an even record of 4-4 and we made it to the winners division. Here was our lineup along with some awards for all the players.

Joel (Jigga): Co-MVP award

Micah (Chubster): Co-MVP award

Matt (Ebaculate): wassabi award

ErickQ (Qpac): Most angry award . . . or is he....

Sebs (Bigs): Least coordination award

Casey (topsecret): Best player ever award

Jason (sirsmokesalot): most steals award

Sean (Tesean): most beastly award

ErickO (eggman): most painful pick award

Dan (funsizer): Most Jewish/least funny award

Trophies will be handed out at a date to be set.

2/27/02- Arvydas World created after the ex Portland center Arvydas Sabonis. The site is still under construction, but you can still get there and get a general idea of what it's about by Clicking HERE., or of course you can find it on the left margin of the page. Don't forget to sign Arvydas's Love Book. The poll has also been updated to something more interesting.

2/25/02- Terminator 3 by Da Sheed has been added. You can view it by Clicking Here or by finding it on the left column of the page.

Chubster's Chamions won their last game of the season to end with a 4-4 record. Micah and Joel have been named co MVPs of the season, both averaging around 20 ppg. Playoffs start soon, but I have no information yet on who we're playing.

2/21/02-A few Fisherman Fred photo album pages have been added. There's a new feature on the first page which allows you to skip ahead to the new stuff so you don't have to go through all the old ones to see them. Woohoo.

Chubster's Champions is on a two game winning streak. We are not losers any more.

There's a plan in the works to create two new productions for the web site. The first and most likely is a video spoof on the show Cops. It will be extremely ghetto and stupid but will undoubtedly be funny. The next is a picture/movie gallery of the adventures of Mr. Bananas, AKA someone in a gorilla costume. We will do stupid things and try to steal bananas on camera and scare little kids and good stuff like that. If anyone would like to donate or sell/ knows where to find a gorilla costume, email me.

2/16/02-Good Morning Woodchuck site created. Yipee.

Click Here for Good Morning Woodchuck fun. b

2/14/02- I've finished the Fisherman Fred Photo Album. I lied, it's not finished because there will be more to come, but there are some pictures of him and his family, so go check it out.

CLICK HERE for Fisherman Fred Photo Album.

2/11/02-Last night everybody went to Club Sport to screw around. I brought the video camera and captured some pictures of us in action. To view The House of Dunks, Click Here.

Chubster's Champions game night baby! And I'm not even nervouse cuz I got paxil! Wohoo!

2/10/02-I've added the "Fisherman Fred" Shooting target. Click Here. I've begun to use the name "Fisherman Fred" instead of his real name because I don't want to get in trouble. The name Fisherman Fred was invented by Jigga Man from the site Chubster's Kitchen. You can visit his site by going to the Funny Links section.

I have also added a poll, so please vote in it.

2/9/02- The robot movies may be viewed by going to the Downloads page.

Here a crazy old man is about to cross a thin line in to the world of inappropriateness.

2/6/02- The robot video collection is now online and working! They can be found on the downloads page. They are now lower file size and higher quality. It took me many many many hours to get these to work and I never want to see these movies again.

There will be no more updates about Chubster's Champions until a. we win a game, b. I score a significant amount of points, or c. I have an incredibly impressive play which merits me bragging about. Since all of these are unlikely you probably wont hear about our team again. The stats page has not been updated in a long time since we started sucking because everyone lost interest.

The Save Popeye Jones site has been created Click Here

2/4/02- The downloads page has been completed!!!

To view it click here.

The downloads page currently has 4 movies of us at Pioneer Courthouse Square. We made a robot costume and did stupid stuff. The movies are really funny so download them.

1/28/02: I'm still sick today. I should have stayed home, but I went for the first part of the day. I left after lunch when I coughed up a puddle of lung-snot on the cafeteria floor. I was pretty proud actually. Some sad news to report; the fat and ugly girl table has now grown bigger than the hot girl table! Pound for pound it has always been bigger, but now the hot girls are outnumbered by overeating behemoths! It's so disturbing. I would complain more, but the hot girl table is next to ours so I can manage.

I have added a links page: click here

1/27/02- Still sick and miserable..... Been coughing up stuff. I'm very sad and depressed because I'm sick on probably the only 4 day weekend of the year where I don't even have to think about homework.( Kenna Krispin info about mexi-stache has been removed due to the fact that she's realy hot).
Well anyways here is a funny picture I found on the internet.

"some photographer has a sense of humor for not throwing this one in the trash"

1/24/02: I've finally had time to update the site now that finals are over. I'm sick as usual, probably due to stress, maybe due to a gypsy woman's curse, I will never know. My sickness worsened when I took part in our second city league game. We got killed by around 25 points. I had a Jordanesqe performance you could say; playing through the flue just as he did in the playoffs against the bulls when he scored 38 points. However I only had 4 points, 2/8 shooting, which I suppose is Jordanesque also based on his shooting percentage this year. If you want to see a metaphorical representation of how the game went click here. Ya u know what it is. Don't forget to check up on Joel's site on the right side of the page. I don't think he's updated the stats of the game yet, funny how you loose interest when you start to loose. When we won the last game the stats were put on half an hour after the game.

Anna Kournikova page now open! View some of her hottest pictures on and off the tennis court.
Click here

1/19/02- Most beautiful women of the WNBA all here! Hot and sexy woman all inside, just click this link. BEST OF THE WNBA!

1/18/02- TOP SECRET PHOTOGRAPH OF MR. SCHMIERER!
Associates of Tighty Whitey have sent him this disturbing photograph of the notorious math teacher out of the classroom. This disgusting practice seems to be an every day thing for Mr. Schmierer.
Click Here to View the Picture

1/16/02-SheedShrine is created!
I've created a Rasheed Wallace "fan" page. You can view this page by clicking here.

1/15/02

I've forgotten to update everyone on the amazing victory by my city league team Chubster's Champions. We won 82-28 over Tripple Threat. The leading scorer was Jigga man, but myself, Tighty Whitey helped in other crucial ways like motivated the team by cheering from the bench. I also scored 10 points and got 5 rebounds (debatable) and one magnificent block! The stats aren't amazing but pretty impressive when put next to a certain other team mate who shot 1-11, most of which were lay-ups. Ouch! To find out more about our city league team refer to the link in the top right hand corner (in blue letters).

Peace out yall, Chubsters Champion's RULE!

-ps: if anyone's got any inside info about the team who whooped up on Dane's team, email me.

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People who have lost a basketball game by getting a technical

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