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© 2000 Sid Harth

Updated 4:08 PM May 12, 2000

Water Eating Bengali Water Buffalo Bullshit

By Sid Harth

Water Eating Bengali Water Buffalo Bullshit

Bengali balderdash is known all over the world. Just look at one Bengali intellectual, what intellectual? These idiots have not found a thing called intelligence, emotional, perhaps but being intelligent and being a Bengali do not exist. Bengalis 'eat water.' I am not kidding. One can eat water if the said water is frozen in ice chunks. Kids love to eat water, though such brat boys' mamas usually prefer that they drink water.

These idiot bunch have recently changed the name of a hell hole of a city called Calcutta, made famous by British whose first capital it was for some time. All good things of this city has British written all over it. Broadway musical, Oh, Calcutta, nothing to do with the city of Calcutta, made Calcutta even more famous, not to forget massacre of British in Calcutta dungeon by bunch of nasty Hindus.

To wipe that stain, Calcutta bozos have changed the very name of the city to Bengali Kolkata. Sound of Bengali Calcutta is similar to 'Coal Ka(meroon)Ta(ndy). Such is their intellectual caliber. Bengalis have some pride in their language and culture and play their typical Bengali version of Music proudly. One Bengali feudal lord, Rabindranath Tagore earned a Nobel prize in Literature which has made him a Bengali centerpiece, rightfully so.

Other Bengali notables have created art literature, poetry, musical styles, and movies which are of world class. Satyajit Ray's Pather Panchali became so popular as it depicted a true to life, almost too true story of a struggling Brahmin boy coming to terms with his youthful visions.

Satyajit Ray

Of all the things I can say about Bengali culture which are nice I can say ten times bad things about the same culture. It is bourgeois, backward, boorish and totally out of sinc with the reality. Even Bengali communism is outdated. Bengal is governed by Communists for the last twenty-three years a sign that rich Bengalis have taken advantage of the poor Bengali so much so that communism acquired a prominent place in Bengali political spectrum.

When I talk about Bengali creative genius, truly these guys are lot more cultured and literate than say Gujju rats, Rajasthani goats and Marathi monkeys. The problem is that they are too sensitive, too argumentative, cantankerous and dogmatic. If you find two Bengalis agreeing with each other on anything spiritual or mundane, please let me know. There is no such thing as Bengalis pride in their independent thinking. What thinking? The hoodlums cannot find their individual or collective asses, for heaven's sake. A putrid, pathetic morons, these Bengalis are.

Writing for the Newsweek, Ian MacKinnon rips Bengali pride apart. Not as good a job as I do but good enough. Ian tells a story of one young boy, Shamit Khemka and his travails as he preferred to knock some misplaced Bengali pride down. So much for Bengali intellectualism and free spirit.

Furthermore, these shameless shamans have decided to gut English language from the government. Gujju rats did such stupid thing long time back and failed to strengthen the Gujarati language. Marathi hoodlums did the same and lost all good jobs to English proficient Malayalam, Tamil speaking buckaroos.

So much for Bengali futuristic plans to rise above the Bengali sewers.

"Language is the springboard for the Bengali crusaders. On Bengali New Year's Day last month, the West Bengal government began an effort to sideline English. From now on, most government business will be conducted in Bengali. All official forms are being changed to Bengali. Officials must respond to letters in Bengali, and police will write reports in Bengali. Computer software is being developed to cope with Bengali script. Bengali street signs are appearing. Plans are afoot to change Calcutta's name to the Bengali Kolkata, and West Bengal to Bangla. Critics, particularly in the liberal media, see the reversion to Bengali as a step backward into ethnic parochialism that could isolate the region's economy. "This linguistic nationalism is a way of casting off the colonial past," says John Thomas, an Indian Christian who is associate editor of the English-language Statesman newspaper. "It's also a subtle way of attacking the elite."

Sid Harth..."Nalinaksha Bhattacharya kind of Bengali hoodlums in the west have some explaining to do over this Bengali Babu behavior."


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