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Cellar Dwellar's Inc.

Semper Fidelis!!


Started shooting in 1984 on Thanksgiving Day weekend and still going strong!!

Members:Steve M.(proprietor), Eric J., Brian J., Brian C.(B.C.), Jim C., Brad C., Joel B., Rob D., Don D., John L. (Hoagie), Ray (Butchie) S., Duane D., Greg R., Dave A., Greg R., Rene B., Royce B., Dave B., Mike T., Darren B., Ron L., Jim S., Bill F., Dan L., Andy R., Shannon , Susie Q. (FM), Bill M. ,and Vincent S. "SARGE"(me).

TOURNAMENT'S

1st Tournament:Jim C. in 1990

2nd Tournament:Eric J. in 1995 New Years (wed)

TABLE

AMF table 4'x8', 25 years old

New green place over old one "shugreen"

Charitable

Donated up 57lbs. of beer tabs to the Kidney Foundation. (around 1998)
Donated 60lbs of beer tabs = 1 hour of dialysis, donated for Karen Johnson.
Donations going towards Guiness world record of 70,000 lbs.

Economy Boosters

Food orders, at least four, every week!! By now we should have a few free!!!

PENALTY'S

Tapping light with stick. 25 cents.
Talking when over yellow line(will explain later). 25cent's
Not using coaster's. 25cent's
Cussing. 25cent's
Cursing. 50cent's
What Vinny said $3.00!! F.C. x 3 (never again, sorry Melissa!)

"QUOTES"

"Move ANDERSON (windows)"
"Assume the postion"
Cough...cough..."choke"
"Change your attitude!!"
"Hit it a little HARDER!!!"
"I'd chalk that if I were you!!"
"Support G. W. Bush (with at least three fingers)"
"Call the cops your were robbed!!"
"Does your husband know your playing pool??" (choke)
"You done yet??"
"Spectator!!"(behind the yellow line)
"Psyched!!"
"Put it anywhere you want it!!!"
"Himmmm.....himmmmm....F*ck Him!!!!"
"Fresh Meat" (newbie's) alias "FM"
"Eric never shut's up!!!"
"Now that you got them where you want them..."
"Not to hard Don" (Eric)
"Don't do a Mike Taylor" (move a ball)
"Kiss my Ass! - Pick a spot you're all ass!!"
"Bill McCormick did it again"
"Beat the bitch"
"Duane'um"
"What kind of shit is this Rubic rack"
"Marathon game!!"
"Chelsey Pool"
"Stop talking to my partner!!"
Don-"The fashion police are going to give you a citation!"
"Here I go again!!" Vinny
"That's OK I'll get it!!"
"Stop Don bashing!"
"London Bridge" (bridge)
"Self Inflicted Ron!!"
"Welcome to the game!"

OFFICIAL FLIP COIN

Giant Indian Head Coin, 1926, S-series, 3 inch nickel.

OFFICIAL MASCOT

Homey D. Piranha (deceased...December 26th, 1998)

YELLOW LINE

Spectators behind the line may hoot and howl!!
Don't cross that line!!
The Beam (head banger!!) Same spot!! HELLOW

RULES

On break you shoot skunk ball (whatever goes in).
Must hit 8 Ball on first attempt!!
NO Smoking over the table- Homo!!!

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