This web site was last updated on February 6, 1997. Mr Cynical has since changed ISP, and requests that you be patient till he gets his mail forwarded, allright already?

Cheap entertainment for the masses.

On a more familiar note, Ape-Girl has demanded that we NOT post her oh-so frightening visage from years long since. Mr. Cynical is currently working on convincing her to relent. Any applicable information from the Lee V. Penthouse suit would be appreciated. (since he has the picture, doesn't that make it his, and he's free to do what he wants with it?) Our lawyers refuse to comment on grounds of self-deprecation. F. Lee Bailey, they're not.

Check out these shiny new links we have here! Guaranteed to attract crows from miles around! If you're a regular (not irregular, you lunkhead), you'll notice that the list is alwawys expanding. The Emporium Staff has decided to expand our horizons to encompass a more broad range of interests.

Translation : There's a whole buncha places out there, and we wanna link 'em!

As for Mr. Cynical's Really Happening Advice: He's gotta have questions to answer, so get your thinking caps on, kids. It's a column sure to open your eyes to the way things REALLY are, cause he sez so. You, as a result, agree.

On a bright note: Since the Really Wild Stuff Emporium came into existence a mere eight months ago, only *TWO* people have been able to answer our Really Wild Riddle. As a result, we have chosen to leave it posted, but as a link. The solution, provided by A valued Visitor©, is posted on the Answer page. There's enough trouble deciding how to make the front page look, and Mr. Cynical don't need any clutter, see?

For the extremely curious and invasive, the Staff has taken it upon ourselves to allow a previously unpublished picture of Mr. Cynical out into viewing territory. Please take into consideration that in addition to the scan quality being on the poor side, he was in Europe, drunk as a lord, and eating Corned Beef Hash right out of the frying pan.

Right here, in the Really Wild Stuff Emporium, you can link to some of Mr. Cynical's favorite sites. How, you ask? You just left click on a link. (That's the underlined stuff.)

Mr. Cynical has seen to it that you, the surfer, get the finest quality links. Therefore, the selection is currently limited in scope, but boundless in quality.

Most of the below links will take you to another of our pages. That's where you're gonna do the actual connecting from. This way, it's just a little easier to keep them organized. Occasionally, however, there will be an actual connecting link on the index page, as is the case with Brett's Web O' Sarcasm. That happens to be a really great site, so the staff has elected to post it right up front, where it gets seen first. You gotta believe.

Ape Girl's Boudoir Of Love!! Way to go, Cheetah, you're famous now.
Talk back to Mr. Cynical! Love letters to Ape Girl also accepted.
Mr. Cynical's Really Happening Advice!Just created.
Mr. Cynical's Awards Page!
mIRC Links!! Home of #IRConfusion!!

The Dilbert Zone Recognize anyone?
The Straight Dope! Stamp out ignorance!
The Boogie Knights! Disco lives on!
Puzzles and Brain-Teasers!
Search engines.
The File Factory. All the best new shareware and demos.
Liberty Beach, a veritable cornucopia of things webby!!
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Unstumpable, as far as we can tell.
News of the weird. Trust us, it sure is.
College entrance essay. From Cornell. I wish it were mine.
The world according to Student Bloopers. Again, from Cornell.

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