Vowing to never be caught again, McPissy went on the offensive, attacking and blinding at will, unprovoked, and unmerciful. Since this time, McPissy has circled the globe, assumably traveling as a stowaway on barges and carrier jets, blinding at will and still at large. No attempt to stop the tiny eyegouger has succeeded, and to this day, no one knows how or when this saga will end.
Some Of McPissy's Most Famous Victims:
"Ebony & Ivory... He'll friggin' blind ya and not show any mercy..."
"Baby, what I say.... Don't blind me, no way.. Baby, what I say..."
"Who can take an eyeball... Pop it out with ease..."
He's rumored to have also blinded hundreds of pirates & beloved cartoon character Popeye. As you can see, his methods have grown more elaborate throughout the years. He's shown up a number of times at the doorstep of P.I. Headquarters, and so far, we've been able to keep our eyesight intact, thanks to titanium steel doors, and our thick coke-bottle glasses. Now, we here at P.I. are proud to announce that we have struck a deal with the hateful lil' bastid! In exchange for this page (and a case of Guiness to sweeten the deal), he's agreed to limit his attacks on us to only 5 per year, and to call us on his cel phone just before he strikes again, so that we may listen in & laugh our asses off at the anguished screams of the next poor slob that falls victim to his wrath. So without further ado, behold the eye popping mirth that could only be... Ye Limericks O' McPissy!
There once was a man named Fitzpatrick,
Spent his time teaching his cat tricks!
When the cat wouldnt do
What he wanted him to
He called me, and friggin' blinded his cat, then I blinded him too! Har!
There once was a young blonde named Blaire,
Who would do anything on a dare,
She crossed over the street,
Was quite quick on her feet,
Then I popped 'er eye out with a friggin' ice cream scooper! Har!
There Once...
P.I. Interjects- Say, these arent really limericks! You just keep saying you blinded the...
"Har! So ye 3 pricks think you're limerick experts, do ye? Well, how's THIS one end, me boyos?:
There once were some drunks with a webpage,
They pissed me off 'til I was enraged,
They were losers and freaks,
and sorry-ass geeks,
SO I DID THIS TO EM! HAR!!!
P.I. Sez: NOOOOO!!!! AAAHHHHH!!.... GOD, NOOOOOOoooo!!!!
"Let this be a lesson to ye- don't ever be writin' no webpage! Har!"