"Summer Is Dope, Yo!"

Recently, the Rap community lost one of their own, with the death of Big Pun- the latino rapper who earned the distinction of being the only solo artist to go double platinum. A man with a gift for rap, also gifted in his abilities to pack away large portions of food at the buffet table, we, in association with the P.I. forensics dept. (yes, we have one of those too), now bring to you a list of contents found in the stomach of Pun's 698 pound carcass upon the time of his death, giving a good idea how this tragedy occured.

SIDE OF BEEF.

2 TURKEYS, SOME BONES UNDIGESTED.

CASE OF WEENIES, PACKAGING INTACT.

1 DOO-RAG.

BODY OF CHRIST.

SKINDIVING BOOT.

BOX OF TROJANS.

UNKNOWN QUANTITY OF MOONPIES.

1 DINGUS.

'NOV '97 ISSUE OF "JUGGS".

TUPAC'S RIGHT LUNG.

TINY PEWTER STATUETTE OF HITLER.

DIRTY NEEDLE. (Presumably Dagoberto's)

LOBSTER BOY- GRADY STILES.

WEEBLES™ TREEHOUSE PLAYSET CIRCA 1979.

DOMINO'S PIZZA�™ BOX.

SOMBRERO. (Please note: While no foul play was suspected at the time, an exhumation of Pinto's body has now been ordered)

LEATHER BOUND COPY OF IVANHOE.

2LBS OF BOARS HEAD�™ LIVERWURST, INCLUDING WAX PAPER SLICE DIVIDERS.

39 CANS OF PEAS ORIGINALLY BELIEVED TO HAVE BEEN SENT TO CHRISTIAN CHILDRENS FUND.

ONE TINY ASIAN BABY, APPARENTLY SWALLOWED WHOLE, MISTAKEN FOR DIM SUM.

SEA MONKEYS.

SCOOP OF LARD.

BUSHEL OF GRANNY SMITH APPLES.

AFRO PICK.

MONSTER TRUCK TIRE.

LADYFINGERS.

SHEER TERROR'S SNOW SHOVEL, WHICH WAS STOLEN FROM HIS FRONT PORCH IN 1995.

HOT DOG CART AND HAPLESS VENDOR.

3 CANS OF KRYLON��™ SPRAY PAINT.

NUDE PHOTOS OF BEA ARTHUR. (So thats where they went!)

VHS COPY OF "BREAKIN 2: 'ELECTRIC' BOOGALOO'

THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ARM (friggin' liar said he was in a car crash!)

LOSING OTB STUBS.

8x10 GLOSSY OF ABE VIGODA.

2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE.

LOUISIANA LICENCE PLATE.

ORIGINAL DRESS WORN BY KYRA SCHON IN "NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD".

EBONY DILDO PLACED LOVINGLY IN HOT DOG BUN.

ORIGINAL SKULL HOOD ORNAMENT STOLEN FROM THE P.I. HATEMOBILE™ BACK IN 1996.

ONE DECK OF RICHARD SIMMONS DEAL A MEAL™ CARDS.

MICHAEL JACKSON'S ORIGINAL FACE.

THE JEWEL THAT OLD LADY FROM THE TITANIC THREW BACK INTO THE DRINK.

13 SUCKER M.C.'S

1 & 1/2 BURGER KING CROWNS.

MONICA LEWINSKY'S BLACK BERET.

SAFE SEX PAMPHLET.

2 CLIPS FROM A 9MM.

BLACK VELVET PAINTING OF JIMMY HOFFA.

1 CURTAIN ROD.

NEW YORK'S FAVORITE MISSING CHILD- ETAN PATZ (!)

VINTAGE ROY ROGERS LUNCHBOX, COMPLETE WITH THERMOS.

...And the most undigestable thing of all...

RARE PRINT COPY OF P.I. HATES YOU!

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