It seems that there is a growing mindset in
the rap
community that believes that rapper 2pac Shakur is
not
really dead. They claim that he faked his death
because
"too many niggaz was sweatin' him, yo". sort of a
"black
elvis" if you will. Well, we here at P.I. did some
research, & we are proud to say that we DID track the
rapper down! He's alive & well (If you can call only
having
1 testicle & lung "well"), & will be answering a new
question
every week in exchange for our silence on his
whereabouts.
So without further ado, we bring
you the words of wisdom from the "G" himself....
"Tupac, now that P.I. Hates You is dead, and they can't hide you from the public any longer, how do you plan to re-emerge from hiding, if you plan to do so at all?"
Tupac Interrupts:
"Yo- I'ma tell you like dis, son- F#@k them wack-ass niggas and they stupid-ass webpage, foo'! The only reason I chilled wit' dem foo's in the FIRST place is 'cuz they be buyin MAD 40's, youknowwhumsayin', kid? So yo- check it- I'm ghost.. peace out, muhfugga....
(Throwin up
gang
signs) Buncha Crackers!"
