Fill out this here form if you play StarCraft on Battle.net only!!!
Once you send this form in, we'll setup a date to test your skills...you gotta earn your way into the order...And you've gotta make an account with a poopy screen name and some sort of OoP tag (most of us have ~OoP~ after our names). We'll decide what type of game we'll be playing with you later. But this is how we know it'll work:
-Normally a team game will be played, the possible future Poopie will be randomly placed with existing Poopies. One existing Poopie will be chosen to act as an observer, meaning he will not build anything and will be given shared vision by everyone. He's honor-bound not to give useful information to anyone, of course.
-Winning doesn't matter, we just wanna see how you work with us. We don't want bad sports...we want people who are good players and have good attitudes. Ok, get it over with.
-Your ping and lag factor will play a big part in your acceptance into OoP...so if you've got AOL, you'd better hope for the best!
The new clan structure was formed mainly for the purpose of upholding the following guidelines to be followed by OoP members. Mostly, the Code of Poop is for the protection of all the Poopies. By continuing to be a member of the Order of Poop, you must agree to and follow these rules. It is for the honor of OoP! The Code of Poop can be amended at any time.
Da Basics:
- True Poopies are nice Poopies. Be nice.
- Erratic behavior ain't gonna be tolerated. This includes, but is not limited to:
-Disrespecting fellow Poopies
-Embarassing OoP by disrespecting others outside the clan without mature reasons
-Using capital letters too much (I'm durn serious, I can't stand the repeated use of caps)
-Using four letter words constantly, thus making yourself look like a child
-Any sort of behavior that is deemed wrong and improper
- Those who don't follow these rules and those explained in more detail below are subject to immediate expulsion from the clan
The Details:
-All Poopies are equal!!!
Game rank or skill matters not when it comes down to the very poopiness of each member of OoP. Respect your fellow Poopies. This means:
- Don't put down or swear at a fellow Poopie for making a simple mistake during a game, or for any reason, for that matter. Simply point out the mistake in a nice manner and tell them what to do in that situation next time...hence the learning procedure!
- Poopies don't congratulate themselves excessively after beating other members or, let's say, getting first place in the stats (like "Wow, I whooped butt in that game"...). It's not proper form. Commend your comrades for their triumphs, and if they compliment you, thank them in kind. OoP's a team, and yep, you guessed it! There ain't no darn "i" in team, bastiches!
- Just don't be rude! How can a rude person truly be called a Poopie??!
-On Gameplay:
First and foremost, good sportsmanship should be shown. Don't whine because you lost or someone else made a mistake. Work on your teamwork. (That's what clans are about. Your ladder rating has nothing to do with how well you work with others.)
- Play fair...don't use "cheats" or "hacks" or disconnect when you're playing against other Poopies. Go ahead and do that stuff on your own time if you so desire, but leave it out of the clan.
- The game comes first, the rank second. Winning is always great, but having fun is better. Huzzah!!!!
-Clan Structure
The leader(s), or "Emir of Excreta", who also falls under the category of "Poopie", has the final decision in all important clan matters. This person or persons must always be fair and follow all rules of the Code of Poop.
- All other existing members are given the title "Poopie, First Class" after having proven themselves through trial after trial and upholding the poopy honor of OoP. Poopies that have shown extraordinary involvement and contributed greatly to the clan may be come squad leaders if they wish. A recruit is called "Poopie In Training" until he/she has proven himself as a good player and a nice person.
- Problems should be told to squad leaders. The leaders may then communicate the predicament to PoopHead. Please don't flood me with messages on ICQ unless it's necessary or important. Talk to me all ya want on b.net. I should be notified of squad leaders who aren't listening or communicating stuff with me.
- Everyone has to always voice their opinions and suggest stuff to the squad leaders and/or Emir guy!
- We're ALL equally poopy (as stated before...)!!!!
-Following the Code of Poop
- To be considered a real Poopie, follow these simple rules, it's really easy if you're a true Poopie at heart!
- Remember that what the Emir guy(z) decides, based on members' suggestions, is considered final, so go along with it. But rest assured, it will always be fair and represent what the majority of members feel.
- If you disobey these rules, take it out of the clan. By being in the clan, you agree to follow these rules meant for the protection of Poopies or leave the clan and take the ~OoP~ tag off of your name and never bother us again. Upon infringement of these guidelines, you'll be given a single warning and will be kicked outta the clan on the second infringement, or we'll simply kick you out with no warning, whatever's appropriate.
- As a member, you agree to report anyone who goes against these rules and support the rest of OoP in booting an offending arse-faced "member" out of the clan.
- If you find these rules to be unreasonable, leave the clan without a fuss. Take the ~OoP~ tag off your name and be civil.
So it is written, so it shall be done!!!
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