Established December 29th, 1997
An official member of the

 
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Oy ! I'm Faxman, and I run this place, you got a problem with that?...I'll bust your face. But don't let my vibe fool ya, I'm jolly like Santa, 'cept not as fat, and I won't hesitate to hit ya with my gatt.   I'm just a rhyming guy who carries a gun, and  plays INTERSTATE 76 for fun. I'm just a young pimp, and my rhymes float like a blimp ! So pull up a chair, grab a cold beer, cuz it'll give ya chest hair, and I'll make you some sandwiches for you and your bitches.  You got any questions, let me know, I got the answers cuz I run this show...Oh, and by the way, if you drive a hacked car, you better head for the door, or a dead hacker's corpse will be hittin the floor...but if you're legit, and if you got skillz, you can hang with the Deli Kingz any time you please, and we'll cruise the Southwest with relative ease!  So look around, sit and relax...
IF YOU GOT SKILLZ, YOU CAN HANG WITH THE FAX!

 

 
FAXMAN cruisin in his Coupe 
The Southwest will never be the same again. . .
 
The Menu:
Fine Food and Beverage
The I'76 Community Rhymes Page
The Lunchroom
Today's Specials
Check-Out Counter
  Members and Deli Royalty
 Awards of the Kingly Court
 The Creed of the Deli Kingz
Friends and Patrons
 Dead or Alive: Enemies of the Deli and Assorted Riff-Raff
 
drivers have stopped in at the Deli since 3/23/98.
THIS PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
 

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