Just stay under water for about 10 minutes! |
INSULT: | COMEBACK: | |
ON THE PATHS: |
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This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! | And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? | |
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! | So you got that job as a janitor after all. | |
I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak. | Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. | |
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down. | Your hemorrhoids flaring up again heh? | |
I've spoken to apes more polite than you. | I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. | |
You have the manners of a beggar. | I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. | |
You fight like a dairy farmer. | How appropriate, you fight like a cow. | |
People fall at my feet when they see me coming. | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? | |
You make me want to puke. | You make me think somebody already did. | |
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish-kebab! | First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster. | |
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. | You run THAT fast? | |
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. | He must have taught you everything you know. | |
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! | I hope you've learned to stop picking your nose. | |
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? | Why, did you want to borrow one? | |
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. | I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. | |
There are no words for how disgusting you are. | Yes there are, you just haven't learned them. | |
SWORDMASTER: |
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I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today. | And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT? | |
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! | So you got that job as a janitor after all. | |
Only once have I met such a coward | He must have taught you everything you know. | |
No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. | You run THAT fast? | |
I will mil every drop of blood from your body! | How appropriate, you fight like a cow. | |
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape! | Why, did you want to borrow one? | |
My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! | Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. | |
I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! | I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. | |
You are a pain in the backside sir! | Your hemorrhoids flaring up again heh? | |
There are no clever moves that can help you. | Yes there are, you just haven't learned them. | |
My last fight ended with my hands covered in blood. | I hope you've learned to stop picking your nose. | |
Every word you say to me is stupid. | I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. | |
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! | Even BEFORE they smell your breath? | |
My tongue is sharper than any sword. | First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster. | |
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. | I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. |