| Jokes |
| Two Blondes were walking into a mall when the driver said,"Oops!I forgot my keys in the car!" So the two blondes went back to the car and tried every possible way to open the car door. The passenger blonde said,"Hurry up!It's about to rain and the tops down! Moral: Blondes are dumb" |
| Three guys were deserted on a small Pacific Island. One day they found a magic lamp and out popped a genie who offered each of them a wish. The first guy asked to be handsome,so the genie granted hiis wish. The second guy also wanted to be handsome,so the genie granted his wish too. However the third guy wanted to be the smartest person in the universe,so the genie turned him into a woman.... Moral: Women/girls are nerds |
| Two guys meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "Chickens". "Chickens,eh?" said one of the guys."Hey,if i guess how many chickens you got can you give me one?" "Heh,I'll give you both of them if u guess correctly" the guy with the bag said. The other guy scrathes his head and guesses,"Umm.....Five?" Moral:If u can't count , don't try |
| A man was dining with his family. It was a silent atmosphere because he had ?warned them that it is not hygienic to speak while eating. One of the children wanted to speak but he silenced her. After the meal the man asked the little girl what she intended to say. The child replied."There was a HUGE cockroach in your food.Too late now.." Moral: be careful with what you eat Moral 2:don't make up silly rules like not talking while eating because it is unhygienic.It might be a life or death situation |