About Tom, Model of Urbanity and Equanimity...
Hello. Tom has lived in Ohio, Mississippi, Minnesota, North Dakota, California, and Idaho.
He graduated from Shanley High School (2000) in Fargo, and from Concordia College
in Moorhead (2004) with a double major in computer science and music.
Tom likes theatre, music, sushi, playing the piano, rollerblading, crosswords, Starburst jellybeans, skiing
Quality television: Scrubs, The Amazing Race, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Daily Show
Quality film: Clue, The Brave Little Toaster, Wallace and Gromit, Singin' in the Rain, Memento, Donnie Darko
Eclair is lightning in French.
I'm going to learn sign language.
You should drink more water.
Two toothpicks, a salt shaker, two forks
Wouldn't it be funny if you got arrested because they thought you matched the description of someone the police were looking for,
then, after a few hours, they cleared you? What a funny story that would make!!
All your base are belong to us
Taking swimming lessons is NOT a prerequisite to junior high school. Don't let your mom trick you.
If you have a line in a play that's supposed to be cut off, like, "I was going to do that, but I..." DON'T STOP THERE!! Just keep talking and make up a line until the next character cuts you off. That's how it works!! You look really dumb if you pause and wait for someone to cut you off. It's up to you to keep talking if you're supposed to be cut off. Make sure the other character knows this before a performance, or they will just never cut you off,
because other people are generally stupid.
Would like you to be a member of the RobTom Club? I bet you would, but you probably don't qualify because there are more than 60 requirements.
The world of un- or semi-conscious states is fascinating. Dreams, hypnosis, and sleep deprivation are all endlessly interesting to me.
What the hell! Go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket!
Your cat does nothing all day but wash itself and play with a sparkly ball, so it seems you'll have to solve the vicar's murder all by yourself.
I regret to inform the world that the Consciousness Marathon (August 2000) lasted only 41 hours for me. The Consciousness Marathon II (August 2001) lasted nearly two days, but not quite. I talked to myself, it was great. The Consciousness Marathon III (August 2002) was embarrassingly shorter.
After some history of vasovagal syncope, I've given blood... more than once! B+ That's my blood type (B positive), advice (Be positive), and Aural Skills I and II grade (B plus).
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LINKY LINKS!
Created by Me
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What's In, What's Out?
Internet Movie Database...so much information I salivate
Television Without Pity...the recaps are hilarous
The Onion...sometimes funny, sometimes not as funny as it thinks it is
Strong Bad E-Mail at www.homestarrunner.com...mostly funny, hit and miss lately
Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players...I've only seen two of their songs, but I like what I see
Educational AND Fun Links
How Stuff Works...One of the best sites around
Geography Games...learn the countries of the world! Do it, stupid Americans!
OneLook Dictionaries...multiple dictionary searches at once. Look up ennui
Truth or Fiction...if you forward me crap without checking it here ::shakes fist::
Acronym Finder...HTML and so on
